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Are we going to hell? Lets find out

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    #62
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    Son Goku wrote:
    Well, they were an eye-opener. An everything-opener actually.:eek:

    Yes - remind me again, which circle of Hell are you headed for? The Atheist is already worried.

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #63
    Sapien
    Closed Accounts Posts: 997 ✭✭✭Sapien


    Son Goku wrote:
    Well, they were an eye-opener. An everything-opener actually.:eek:
    Was I the only one who didn't get any in Scouts?


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    #64
    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    city of dis for me too :D

    I so have to work my way up to level 2 though, helen of troy and cleopatra are there ;)


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    #65
    maitri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 426 ✭✭maitri


    7.

    For morning depressions and occasional violent thoughts when I don't get my coffee, I guess. With the tyrants - and the centaurs! Wow!

    If the boring cliché is true that men look for for beauty while women look for for power, I guess we girls will be just as happy here as the blokes in number two.

    (BTW; do you think centaurs can be tamed??)


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    #66
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    maitri wrote:
    BTW; do you think centaurs can be tamed??
    I can't help but wonder what centaurs are hung like... :eek:


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    #67
    PDN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,686 ✭✭✭✭PDN


    The Atheist wrote:
    I can't help but wonder what centaurs are hung like... :eek:

    They have a human head & torso, so I guess you hang them on a scaffold with a noose around their neck, just the same way as people are hung. :confused:


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    #68
    maitri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 426 ✭✭maitri


    Why on earth hang them??

    They are the guardians of the seventh hell.

    Wild one:

    http://www.itpremium.com/portfolio/2dgraphics/centaur.jpg

    Tamed and well behaved:

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/images/Pallas-and-the-Centaur.jpg

    (I guess this picture means that they can indeed be tamed).


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    #69
    BrianCalgary
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭BrianCalgary


    maitri wrote:
    Why on earth hang them??

    They are the guardians of the seventh hell.

    Wild one:

    http://www.itpremium.com/portfolio/2dgraphics/centaur.jpg

    Tamed and well behaved:

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/images/Pallas-and-the-Centaur.jpg

    (I guess this picture means that they can indeed be tamed).

    I guess they'd be more like cats. They really are controlling your existence.:)


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    #70
    maitri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 426 ✭✭maitri


    BrianCalgary wrote:
    I guess they'd be more like cats. They really are controlling your existence.

    :D:D:D


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    #71
    PDN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,686 ✭✭✭✭PDN


    maitri wrote:
    and the centaurs! Wow!

    If the boring cliché is true that men look for for beauty while women look for for power, I guess we girls will be just as happy here as the blokes in number two.

    (BTW; do you think centaurs can be tamed??)

    Sorry, maitri, the photographic evidence shows that the reality is less thrilling than the artistic imagination.

    02_centaur.jpg


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    #72
    Son Goku
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭Son Goku


    The Atheist wrote:
    I can't help but wonder what centaurs are hung like... :eek:
    Like a beast. Welcome to hell (or heaven, depending on your persuasion).


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    #73
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    Son Goku wrote:
    Like a beast. Welcome to hell (or heaven, depending on your persuasion).

    Where did you say you went camping again?

    mythtified,
    Scofflaw


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    #74
    aidan24326
    Registered Users Posts: 5,925 ✭✭✭aidan24326


    I'm off to level 2, for the lustful apparently. But Helen of Troy is going to be there, so I'll get to see if she lives up to the hype.


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    #75
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    PDN wrote:
    They have a human head & torso, so I guess you hang them on a scaffold with a noose around their neck, just the same way as people are hung. :confused:
    Not sure if you were serious or not but I'll post this anyway ;)

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hung


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    #76
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    Ciaran500 wrote:
    Not sure if you were serious or not but I'll post this anyway ;)

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hung

    Mm. 'Hanged' for people, 'hung' for meat, is the rule. Once the man was hanged, his corpse was hung...

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #77
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    urban dictionary wrote:
    hung

    To have an monstrously huge dick.
    You're think of the wrong type of dictionary Scoff :p


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    #78
    Scofflaw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,283 ✭✭✭✭Scofflaw


    Ciaran500 wrote:
    You're think of the wrong type of dictionary Scoff :p

    Well, we are all of us lying in the gutter, but some of us are at least face up.

    cordially,
    Scofflaw


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    #79
    PDN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,686 ✭✭✭✭PDN


    Ciaran500 wrote:
    Not sure if you were serious or not but I'll post this anyway ;)

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hung

    Sigh. Maybe my humor is just too subtle.


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    #80
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis


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    #81
    maitri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 426 ✭✭maitri


    PDN wrote:
    Sorry, maitri, the photographic evidence shows that the reality is less thrilling than the artistic imagination.

    Nah... what's wrong with him? Only looks as if he's been tame for a while. That's what eventually happens anyway.
    aidan24326 wrote:
    I'm off to level 2, for the lustful apparently. But Helen of Troy is going to be there, so I'll get to see if she lives up to the hype.

    She does, but you'll be 666 years old. It's hell.

    (BTW, According to Thomas Aquinas everybody in heaven will be 33 - the perfect age.)


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    #82
    UU
    Closed Accounts Posts: 879 ✭✭✭UU


    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    Wow sounds like great fun!!! :D I might take it seriously only that I dont believe in Hell so...


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