[Req] The Best Toilet Graffiti

MOH

In the Long Stone:
"I used two love her once a long long time ago"

Underneath:
"Did she leave you cos you couldn't spell?"

gingerGiant

On the wall at a urinal, I can't remember where:

Oi! buddy, two's a shake,
three's a w*nk.

Goat Mouth

saw this in a converted church toilet once...
"For warm brown dick sex call 087(..etc)"


and then i saw this one in Maynooth NUI recently, made me giggle...
"For Extreme Fast Hardcore DragonForce Sex call ..."

Love2love

In this toilet there is no paper
Behind the door there is a scraper....

masseyno9

The full version of an earlier quoted poem:

Here i sat with both cheeks parted
Tried to sh1te but only farted,
A fart so great it rocked the bowl,
And burned the hairs around my hole!

bad2theboneB

Written on a door in some jax was

Down with graffiti!

carfax

itsabagofleaves wrote:

written high up on the wall, "If you can piss this high you should be in the olympics"

Saw a similar when I was about twelve - "If you can piss this high you should join the fire brigade"......made me laugh at the time, but I was 12.

prospect

In the toilets o fthe computer building in Griffith college:
"The pen is mightier than the MS Word"


Someone told me about this one, written in a mens cubicle:
"Mary loves Joe"
ans underneath
"Either Joe has a big head, or Mary is in the wrong place!"

jobonar

Saw this in the toilet in a pub on Sunday night. I must have sounded like a right weirdo laughing to myself in a public jacks!

Mcfecked

Was in some pub in navan recently and on the condom machine was written "For refund, insert baby"

Thought it was good.

Cool_CM

in Nui Maynooth, cant remember where though
"Damien Rice........Ireland's answer to a question nobody asked"
It's funny because it's true!