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Plug · 2007-08-22 10:11:34

OK i could of posted this here many moons ago but here we go...... One day Tom rang up his best friend pat and told him to come over to his house ASAP that he murdered his wife. So Pat drove over and ran into the house, he asked him why did he do it and Tom replies "becasue she wouldn't do the washing up", so then Pat…

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22-08-2007 11:11am

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OK i could of posted this here many moons ago but here we go......

One day Tom rang up his best friend pat and told him to come over to his house ASAP that he murdered his wife. So Pat drove over and ran into the house, he asked him why did he do it and Tom replies "becasue she wouldn't do the washing up", so then Pat asked were is the body, "come this way" he replied were he brought him out to the back garden.
Then, Pat, shocked asked why is she buried but her arse sticking out of the ground, Tom replies "ahh i thought she'd make a good bycicle stand"

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