Work signs: oldies but goodies

Marksie

Signs

On a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck :
'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels'
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On another Septic Tank Truck:
'We're #1 in the #2 business'
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On a Plumber's truck :
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'
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On a Church's Billboard:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door :
'Hello. Can we pick your nose?'
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At a Towing company :
'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
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At an Optometrist's Office :
'If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist's window :
'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence :
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss
a car payment.'
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On a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
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In a Vet's waiting room :
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
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At the Electric Co .:
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
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And don't forget the sign at a Radiator Shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'

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