How do you manage to doss so much?

6th

Niamho! wrote:

i feel like doing serious Damage to myself.

I wouldnt mind having a go myself

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

What the hell is the interweb.

It's a hidden program in your 'puters operating system your boss uses to monitor your work !

Program = Something the Germans did to the Jews in WW2

Operating system = The Roster the doctors in the hospital use

Spud83

Niamho! wrote:

i feel like doing serous Damage to myself.

Sounds like a post for PI

Niamho! wrote:

ive had nothing to do since 11.30 yesterday morning and my boss knows....he's just ignoring it..... i think i should be allowed go home.

What do mena you have nothin to do. Surely boards can keep you entertained for the day, otherwise leave a jacket at your desk, walk around for a while with a file/clipboard and look really busy then just never come back after lunch. They will presume you are busy finishing what you were doing before lunch.

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

It's a hidden program in your 'puters operating system your boss uses to monitor your work !

Program = Something the Germans did to the Jews in WW2

Operating system = The Roster the doctors in the hospital use

What work?

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

What work?

The place you go to get free money

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

The place you go to get free money

Hey, I earn that money. It's not easy making yourself look busy 8 hours a day.

John Mason

alanmurphy83 wrote:

Wheres my paper? *shakes fist angrily*

I understand the process is extremely frustrating and drawn out but you have to understand i have 350 other organisations in the same position as yourself. I really do understand why are you are upset and i am sorry but my hands are completely tied. i can transfer you another person, that is no problem but they will tell you exactly the same thing. i promise, i will do my best for you, i will be in touch with you in the next 2 - 3 weeks. thank you, have a nice weekend

Terry

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

http://www.google.ie/search?hl=en&q=google&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

Come on now.
http://www.google.ie/search?num=30&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=google&btnG=Search&meta=cr%3DcountryIE

azezil

Well I'm a 1 man IT team... I get lonely sometimes *sniffles*
Ya'd think I'd be busy looking after 1200 people single handedly, but no because I encourage people to help themselves

Terry

azezil wrote:

Well I'm a 1 man IT team... I get lonely sometimes *sniffles*
Ya'd think I'd be busy looking after 1200 people single handedly, but no because I encourage people to help themselves

Are you god?

azezil

Why yes, yes I am. *nods sagely*

Spud83

azezil wrote:

Well I'm a 1 man IT team... I get lonely sometimes *sniffles*
Ya'd think I'd be busy looking after 1200 people single handedly, but no because I encourage people to help themselves

And by encourage you must mean ignore them until they get fed up dealing with you and try to fix it themselves.

irishbird

irishbird wrote:

I understand the process is extremely frustrating and drawn out but you have to understand i have 350 other organisations in the same position as yourself. I really do understand why are you are upset and i am sorry but my hands are completely tied. i can transfer you another person, that is no problem but they will tell you exactly the same thing. i promise, i will do my best for you, i will be in touch with you in the next 2 - 3 weeks. thank you, have a nice weekend

Brilliant!

angeldelight

When I was working at the start of the summer, I was sitting in a lab by myself for the whole day, my supervisor might have come into it once every 3 days, and phoned me once the other days but that was the total... And the pc I was working on was furthest from the door so plenty of time to alt-tab. I worked hard in short bursts then dossed

Niamho!

alanmurphy83 wrote:

Sounds like a post for PI



What do mena you have nothin to do. Surely boards can keep you entertained for the day, otherwise leave a jacket at your desk, walk around for a while with a file/clipboard and look really busy then just never come back after lunch. They will presume you are busy finishing what you were doing before lunch.

I like your Idea's. I would like to be subscribed to your Newsletter please.

azezil

alanmurphy83 wrote:

And by encourage you must mean ignore them until they get fed up dealing with you and try to fix it themselves.

That'd be pretty much it, yeah!

Slow Motion

azezil wrote:

Well I'm a 1 man IT team... I get lonely sometimes *sniffles*
Ya'd think I'd be busy looking after 1200 people single handedly, but no because I encourage people to help themselves

I hear ya ! My helpdesk phone hasn't rung in 2 weeks ! I have had one email (work related ) this week and only one mup... user call in to the office since monday !

Ahh the pressure I tells ye

Spud83

Slow Motion wrote:

I hear ya ! My helpdesk phone hasn't rung in 2 weeks ! I have had one email (work related ) this week and only one mup... user call in to the office since monday !

Ahh the pressure I tells ye

Woo man calm down think you need to book a holiday now. This is actually been one of my busy weeks. What am I saying my only busy week since I started half a year ago, and I have still managed to be on boards every day so you can see you use the term busy very loosely. I do have to go to Ballymote on Monday, thats a frickin three hour train trip twice on Monday.:mad:

aidan_dunne

Slow Motion wrote:

I hear ya ! My helpdesk phone hasn't rung in 2 weeks ! I have had one email (work related ) this week and only one mup... user call in to the office since monday !

Ahh the pressure I tells ye

Jaysus, that sounds like a great place to work! Any chance you could put in a good word for me?

aidan_dunne

irishbird wrote:

I understand the process is extremely frustrating and drawn out but you have to understand i have 350 other organisations in the same position as yourself. I really do understand why are you are upset and i am sorry but my hands are completely tied. i can transfer you another person, that is no problem but they will tell you exactly the same thing. i promise, i will do my best for you, i will be in touch with you in the next 2 - 3 weeks. thank you, have a nice weekend

Funny, that's the exact same response you gave me when I asked you out for a date!

Slow Motion

aidan_dunne wrote:

Jaysus, that sounds like a great place to work! Any chance you could put in a good word for me?

Hmm ! I don't know, your avatar is a point in your favour, and as you can see I am a bit stretched at the moment. I might have a word with the boss the next time I see him, though that may take a few months

aidan_dunne

Slow Motion wrote:

Hmm ! I don't know, your avatar is a point in your favour, and as you can see I am a bit stretched at the moment. I might have a word with the boss the next time I see him, though that may take a few months

Just arrange to get me a meeting with him, Brother Slow Mo. I'll give him the trademark BGRH "special super secret handshake"* and I'm sure that'll be enough to get me in there straight away!









*oh, and in case Pighead or any other eejit is reading this and decides to make some smart arse comment, no, the BGRH "special super secret handshake" doesn't mean **** him off or anything like that!

aidan_dunne

ROFL

aidan_dunne wrote:

Just arrange to get me a meeting with him, Brother Slow Mo. I'll give him the trademark BGRH "special super secret handshake"* and I'm sure that'll be enough to get me in there straight away!









*oh, and in case Pighead or any other eejit is reading this and decides to make some smart arse comment, no, the BGRH "special super secret handshake" doesn't mean **** him off or anything like that!