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Whos God

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  • 24-08-2007 10:34pm
    #1
    Oman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭


    Little tommy went up to his mother one day and asked her
    'Mom is god male or female?'
    the mother said quite suprised
    'Well son God's kinda both'
    Then tommy asked
    'Mom is god black or white?'
    again the mother said
    'Well son God's kinda both'
    'Mom?'
    'Yes, Tommy'
    'Is Michael Jackson God?'


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    an oldie, but a goodie! :D


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    Kojak
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    ha :D


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Oh Man, thats a good joke
    (get it, Oman=Oh Man)
    See what i did there, No?

    **door slams, "Taxi", screeching tyres...**


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    LOL! damn you! I had a toasted ham and cheese sambo in my hand, after reading the punchline I overshot my mouth and burned my nose!


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    The Bollox wrote:
    LOL! damn you! I had a toasted ham and cheese sambo in my hand, after reading the punchline I overshot my mouth and burned my nose!

    Thats quite a compliment coming from him. He's known as the Simon Cowell of the humour forum and by that i mean he has a high waistband and naughty French maids to clean his house


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