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Innocence

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  • 27-08-2007 11:20pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭


    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
    he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
    nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared
    at the ground.
    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
    He noticed she was looking at two insects mating. "Daddy, what are those
    two bugs doing?" she asked.
    "They're mating," her father replied.
    "What do you call the bug on top, Daddy?" she asked.
    "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
    "So is the other one a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
    replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment. Then
    she lifted her little foot and stomped them flat and said.......

    "Well, we're not having any of that gay crap in our garden."


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    kids these days! off to tolerance camp for her


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    lol....:D


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