Beer guts

Steyr

Im just thinking what is your opinion of a beer gut? As a male i used to have it and now i dont thanks to swimming,cycling and well the Army Reserve and now i finally am happy as i can see i have a knob! Dont get me wrong im as much a man as the next and i do pig out but do you think your better off with it or prefer to be an APLHA male?

Bazzy

Steyr wrote:

thanks to swimming,cycling and well the Army Reserve and now i finally am happy as i can see i have a knob! QUOTE]

he must be missing the point members of this forum which you so obviously are NOT have xtra large "knobs" as you so skinnily put it which is why we fell the need to grow beer bellies as the sight of them scare us all this can be verified by irishbird and co in the snug most evenings.

So dont waste ur time here anymore off u go

Cyc*ing
Swimmi*g
Army reserve aka the fca *

and leave us real men be!


* Please note i have edited some of the words you used with *'s as some of the frequent members here get scared when they see them

smashey

Steyr wrote:

Im just thinking what is your opinion of a beer gut? As a male i used to have it and now i dont thanks to swimming,cycling and well the Army Reserve and now i finally am happy as i can see i have a knob! Dont get me wrong im as much a man as the next and i do pig out but do you think your better off with it or prefer to be an APLHA male?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127

petes

Lads, out of here, he mentioned exercise!!!

Steyr

Steyr wrote:

Im just thinking what is your opinion of a beer gut? As a male i used to have it and now i dont thanks to swimming,cycling and well the Army Reserve and now i finally am happy as i can see i have a knob!

Go to the fitness forum if you want to talk about ex**cise.

Steyr

Did i hit a nerve with all the fatties who can hardly walk without wheezing?:eek: :rolleyes:

Tom Dunne

Steyr wrote:

Did i hit a nerve with all the fatties who can hardly walk without wheezing?:eek: :rolleyes:

Pighead? Is that you?

Slow Motion

Steyr wrote:

Did i hit a nerve with all the fatties who can hardly walk without wheezing?:eek: :rolleyes:

Not really ! Just wondering why you asked what we thought of beer guts considering the name of the forum, or did you not notice that as you walked in here head down contemplating your knob ?

Steyr

Slow Motion wrote:

Not really ! Just wondering why you asked what we thought of beer guts considering the name of the forum, or did you not notice that as you walked in here head down contemplating your knob ?

Just wanted to know as you cant really be happy with a gut that big. Just because its called beer guts and receding hair doesnt mean you have to like your gut or receding hair.

princess-lala

Did this guy get lost on the way to personal issues????:D

Slow Motion

Steyr wrote:

Just wanted to know as you cant really be happy with a gut that big. Just because its called beer guts and receding hair doesnt mean you have to like your gut or receding hair.

Have you seen mine ? Of course the guys here are happy with theirs afterall we have spent years and loads of money creating them !

CerebralCortex

Beware the Brothers of this Realm.

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

Of course the guys here are happy with theirs afterall we have spent years and loads of money creating them !

Plus if we were'nt happy with them, we'd be in the excerise forum trying to get rid of them.

Wagon

Steyr wrote:

Did i hit a nerve with all the fatties who can hardly walk without wheezing?:eek: :rolleyes:

No mate, we're just a bunch of beer drinking, chain smoking men who are too lazy to give an imflamed bollix about our health and prefer to have an ass grove on our pants.

Tom Dunne

princess-lala wrote:

Did this guy get lost on the way to personal issues????:D

Yeah, given the fact that he talks about his knob and has alpha male issues leads me to believe he is insecure in himself.

And this is most certainly not the forum to ask for a hug.

The Bollox

Wagon wrote:

No mate, we're just a bunch of beer drinking, chain smoking men who are too lazy to give an imflamed bollix about our health and prefer to have an ass grove on our pants.

hey hey! you don't hear me taking your name in vain!

Slow Motion

tom dunne wrote:

Yeah, given the fact that he talks about his knob and has alpha male issues leads me to believe he is insecure in himself.

And this is most certainly not the forum to ask for a hug.

Group hug ? Group slap maybe !

Wagon

The Bollox wrote:

hey hey! you don't hear me taking your name in vain!

Just a terrible expression i made up to clarify a point no offence meant at all. Apologies mate.

Tom Dunne

Slow Motion wrote:

Group slap maybe !

Good idea. Brother Steyr, outside now.

Though sounds like you will run away the first chance you get. Big girl.

AlmightyCushion

Wagon wrote:

Just a terrible expression i made up to clarify a point no offence meant at all. Apologies mate.

Ah don't mind him he's just being a bollox. That never gets old.

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Ah don't mind him he's just being a bollox. That never gets old.

Made me laugh

The Bollox

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Ah don't mind him he's just being a bollox. That never gets old.

THE Bollox. you don't hear me calling you AlmightyPillow, or GodlyCushion

Wagon

Im more of a bastard myself. I'm new here, so I suppose I'll just have to learn the way of the bollix in time.

Tom Dunne

The Bollox wrote:

GodlyCushion

Actually that's what the wife called me last night.

Ahem.

I won't even get my coat, I'll just go.

AlmightyCushion

The Bollox wrote:

THE Bollox. you don't hear me calling you AlmightyPillow, or GodlyCushion

Apologies. Though GodlyCushion has a nice ring to it. And there is a huge difference between a cushion and a pillow.

The Bollox

and there's a big difference between a bollox and The Bollox

princess-lala

princess-lala wrote:

Did this guy get lost on the way to personal issues????:D

Priceless.:D

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Apologies. Though GodlyCushion has a nice ring to it. And there is a huge difference between a cushion and a pillow.

Really ? Do te.....Eh no don't bother

AlmightyCushion

Wagon wrote:

I suppose I'll just have to learn the way of the bollix in time.

There's not much to learn, he lives up to his name and that's it. Ah no the bollox is a sound auld skin and a treasure to the brotherhood like most of the people who post here.

AlmightyCushion

The Bollox wrote:

and there's a big difference between a bollox and The Bollox

Well there's a big difference between big and huge.

Slow Motion

Wagon wrote:

I'm new here.

Welcome brother in training ! Now pop over the bar it's your round and bring us back some beers and ask Irishbird to whip up some bacon sambos ! There's a good lad

Wagon

AlmightyCushion wrote:

There's not much to learn, he lives up to his name and that's it. Ah no the bollox is a sound auld skin and a treasure to the brotherhood like most of the people who post here.

Detective Scrotes at work. What's the most effective beer for getting a beer gut anyway, apart from the guinness?

The Bollox

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Well there's a big difference between big and huge.

no, there's a huge difference between big and huge, get it right

edit: I drink a healthy mix of Guinness, Samsons and Wife Beater, all washed down with many many breakfast rolls

AlmightyCushion

Wagon wrote:

Detective Scrotes at work. What's the most effective beer for getting a beer gut anyway, apart from the guinness?

A pint of butter mixed with alcohol, I'd imagine.

AlmightyCushion

The Bollox wrote:

no, there's a huge difference between big and huge, get it right

No there would be a huge difference between average size and huge.

The Bollox

touché, salesman, I too have an uncle

Zaph

Wagon wrote:

Detective Scrotes at work. What's the most effective beer for getting a beer gut anyway, apart from the guinness?

Well actually Guinness is the least effective, it has less of them calorie yokes in it than lager. Of course if it's followed by a decent takeaway that should make up the difference.

Bazzy

Gents gents lets not get off the point too much here the "steyr muppet" needs to be taken care of i propose the strike tem kicks his ass!

AlmightyCushion

Bazzy wrote:

Gents gents lets not get off the point too much here the "steyr muppet" needs to be taken care of i propose the strike tem kicks his ass!

Ah too much effort, I could throw my pint glass at him.

Zaph

I might fart in his general direction.

zaph

zaph wrote:

I might fart in his general direction.

Is it really worth that much effort Brother? Methinks not.

Zaph

Well it all depends on how much enthusiasm for the task I can build up. Not a lot just now as it happens.

AlmightyCushion

Have another beer zaph, then see how you feel about it.

Zaph

Sounds like a plan. Cheers!

The Bollox

zaph wrote:

I might fart in his general direction.

why? he's not a knnnnnnight.

I love that film... that's what I'll do tonight

Steyr

Bazzy wrote:

i propose the strike team kicks his ass!

But your "TEAM":D would be so useless and unfit that well you could do damn all..wheeze...............

Steyr

Steyr wrote:

But your "TEAM":D would be so useless and unfit that well you could do damn all..wheeze...............

Probably more than you and your weekend warrior mates from the military forum could do:D

Zaph

Steyr wrote:

But your "TEAM":D would be so useless and unfit that well you could do damn all..wheeze...............

This is the team that took down Pighead that you're talking about. We don't rely on physical effort, we know our limits, instead you would find yourself subjected to our razor-sharp witty put-downs. Of course motivation is the one thing that could be our undoing...

The Hill Billy

Bazzy wrote:

Gents gents lets not get off the point too much here the "steyr muppet" needs to be taken care of i propose the strike tem kicks his ass!

Strong words there from someone who has a "Lovely car for sale".
"Lovely" - If you were a fat, balding horse of a man (as you think you are)that's an adjective you would use to describe a pair of tits or a well-poured pint, not a family car or a taxi.

That said, I don't see what all the fuss is about. Steyr is way off the mark thinking that BG&RHers are all fat. (Mind you the mention of exercise was wholly inappropriate for this forum.)

I'd bet my collection of pink shirts that there's a maximum of 7 or 8 BG&RHers who have either a slight thinning on top or a bit of a paunch. There's probably only 3 or 4 who are bald & fat. The rest (& most vocal) I strongly suspect are skinny, Viz-reading students who wear "product" in their hair-dos.*

* And probably play some sort of sport that involves running. *shudder*

Hagar

Hill Billy wrote:

I'd bet my collection of **** shirts that there's a maximum of 7 or 8 BG&RHers who have either a slight thinning on top or a bit of a paunch. There's probably only 3 or 4 who are bald & fat. The rest (& most vocal) I strongly suspect are skinny, Viz-reading students who wear "product" in their hair-dos.*

* And probably play some sort of sport that involves *******. *shudder*

There may be a grain of truth in that Brother Billy, but their hearts are in the right place. That have lofty aspirations. Some will never be fortunate enough to achieve them, but we must encourage them nevertheless. We cannot all be lucky enough to be graced with both shining pates and swelling guts. If some of us achieve just the required level of rotundity we are doing well. Some brothers are cursed genetically to go through life with a shock of hair. The wise amongst us will turn that adversity to advantage and by liberal applications of Brylcreem cultivate a hairstyle of which the King would be proud. The downside though is it drives the wimmin wild and fighting them off can be a lot of effort.

BTW I had to edit some of the words in your original post, I just couldn't bring myself to include them in a quote.

The Hill Billy

Hagar wrote:

...BTW I had to edit some of the words in your original post, I just couldn't bring myself to include them in a quote.

Touché!

Still, this place smells too much of this & not enough of this.