Favourite Movie Funny lines

Lola123

comewatmay wrote:

ANCHORMAN


San Diego, it means a whales vagina!!!!

i love that film

Best filme EVER!
Also...
Camera guy says to ron : "Why would you say that ron? Poophead. Poop coming out of your mouth. I hate you ron burgundy"

Ron:"I'm in a glass case of emotion"
Ron:"I just wanna say something.....aaaaaagggghhh"
Ron:"Whats that baxter, you ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad".

"Sex panther, 60% of the time, it works every time"

The Novacastrian

Naked gun???? or some film with leslie neilson...

he's on the phone to the hospital enquiring about someones health and he says...."let us know if there is any change".....he puts down the phone and says...."he's dead!"

MistressPandora

Anchorman:
Brick: "Look Ron, I'm riding a furry tractor!"

Ron: "Come on now Baxter, you know I don't speak Spainish!"

Men in Tights:
Robin: "Unlike other Robin Hoods, *I* can speak with an English accent."

The Princess Bride:
Inigo Montoya: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Westley: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

Oh there's too many funny quotes from movies, too many!

Dregon

My Favourite: Anchorman
Just after coming out of a side street


Brian Fantana: Where is the suit store? We've been walking for forty-five minutes.
Champ Kind: Brick, I thought you said this was a shortcut.
Brick Tamland: Okay!
Ron Burgundy: Well, is it a shortcut or not?
Brick Tamland: Fantastic!


much funnier to see:D

admiralofthefleet

just watching kingpin at the moment. a great line:

guy on bench: "hey roy, can you get sick from drinking piss?"

roy: "yeah, i think do"

guy on bench: "even if its you're own"

faceman

This is Spinal Tap
Nigel Tufnel: [on what he would do if he couldn't be a rock star] Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...
Marty DiBergi: A salesman?
Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me.
Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter.
Nigel Tufnel: "I think we have that." See, something like that I could do.
Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-...
Nigel Tufnel: "No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.
Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know - wh-wh-... what're the hours?


Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.


Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.


Ian Faith: They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist.
Nigel Tufnel: Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy?


Clerks
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?

RuailleBuaille

Laurel & Hardy

Phone rings.
Hardy picks it up.
Listens, nods and says 'Yes it is'
Hangs up.
Gestures towards phone to explain: 'Operator said it's a long distance from California'



Blazing Saddles

Are we awake?
I'm not sure, are we black?

Sam Vimes

The big lebowski again (can't remember the exact quote)

the dude:why'd you bring the dog bowling

walter: i didn't bring the dog bowling. I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a ****ing beer. Its not taking a ****ing turn dude

mickrourke

A classic line, as old as me grans arse but still good

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Innkeeper: No
**Clouseau goes to pet dog it takes a bite out of his glove**
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog does not bite?
Innkeeper: That is not my dog

And here is the youtube link

nice1franko

As Good As It Gets
(Jack Nicholson to his gay neighbour who just been burgled and hospitalised)
Don't worry, you'll be back on your knees in no time.

Ph3n0m

Anchorman
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Great Odin's raven.
Knights of Columbus, that hurt.

Clerks
Jay: I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight

prospect

The Wedding Singer:
"She's gonna get it, she doesn't know it, an I'm gonna give it to her"

Holy Grail:
"The peril is troo perilous"

FrCrilly

ItchyInside wrote:

Blazing Saddles

Are we awake?
I'm not sure, are we black?

Blazing Saddles

When the people of Rockridge are considering uniting with the discriminated against rail road workers (in return granting them a plot of land each) in order to defeat the bad guys, a spokesman stands up:

“Okay, we’ll give some land to the n*gg*rs and the ch*nks, but we don’t want the Irish”.


(Mod, if anything I’m being racist towards Irish people).