A bulls delicacy

ifumust82 · 31-08-2007 1:13am #1

My first post here yay!!

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day
of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila,
he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at
the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm
on vacation down here! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you
come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save
you this delicacy"!

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then
that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of
the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter,
he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they
are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins."

kieranmcg1 · 31-08-2007 1:34am

HAHA thats brill lol

folan · 31-08-2007 9:50am

ifumust82 wrote:

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then
that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of
the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter,
he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they
are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

Even though ive read this one before, that bit always makes me shudder.

love it!