Sperm Sample

Oman

An old couple went into a sperm bank one day and walked up to the receptionist. the old man asked the receptionist
''Hello, me and my wife are trying to have a baby.''
''Oh, ok would you like me to get you a doner?''
''Well, we'd like to see if my sperm is good enough, is that possible?''
''Of coarse. take this jar and put your sample into it. you can stand behind that curtain over there.''
So the old couple went behind the curtain. After a while she heard the couple groaning quite loudly so she decided she'd better go tell them to be quiet. So she looks behind the curtain and she saw the old man twisting it, turning it, pulling but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't get the lid off the jar

xzanti

What colour coat was it? May I see your ticket?

jobonar

i thought it was good!

mickrourke

Yeah I liked it too - it was dirty and slagged off Oldies!!!!!

Plug

xzanti wrote:

What colour coat was it? May I see your ticket?

It was brown and white, now weres the car keys.

xzanti

Plug wrote:

It was brown and white, now weres the car keys.

You're not driving in that state.. sober up

Plug

xzanti wrote:

You're not driving in that state.. sober up

You drive then, have it your own fcuking way. Ye women always get your way:mad:

gingerGiant

xzanti wrote:

You're not driving in that state.. sober up

Found this funnier than the "joke"