Oldie

andy1249

An Elderly Husband and Wife were travelling home from England on the Ferry.
Another old man of about the same age strikes up a conversation with them.
So the seas are pretty rough today says the Old man , the husband says yes , but luckily enough we dont get seasick.
Wha ? says the Wife , because shes very hard of hearing ,
The husband raises his voice so his wife can hear , and says , He says the seas are pretty rough.
The old man says , So where are you from ?
The Husband says , were from Kildare.
Wha ? says the wife , unable to hear ,
The Husband raises his voice and says , I told him were from Kildare ,
The Old man says , When I was younger I knew a girl from kildare , worst sex I ever had in my life.
Wha ? says the wife , again unable to hear.
The Husband once again raises his voice and says , He thinks he knows ya !

Pal

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ifumust82

Ha! It got a smile outta me