What AH user has the highest-est IQ?

simu

oneeyedsnake wrote:

Nobody cares,to be honest.

Oh they do. I sent a photocopy to all the neighbours in the estate and they were impressed. I get way more doffed hats etc now and way more prestige on the neighbourhood watch commitee tbh.

Capt'n Midnight

oneeyedsnake wrote:

Nobody cares,to be honest.

Don't be jealous just because you only ever got one cert.
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fa/Breathing_certificate.jpg/600px-Breathing_certificate.jpg

monkeyfudge

clown bag wrote:

Don't be so hasty, a car ride in the country with pretty in pink might be fun Mike.

I'm having visions of Mr. Toad from Wind in the Willows.

JC 2K3

L31mr0d wrote:

Yeah I used to be in mensa once. Load of toss tbh. The magazine has to be the most pretentious load of drivel i've ever read, and how cheap ass is that plaque??? ffs???. Just a load of people who can't write giving themselves collective pats on the back.

Gotta agree.

We were tested in school in 6th class. I got 156 which is apparently within the top 2% of the country. I was excited that I was offered to join this high IQ society.

What I got in return for was the chance to pay €40 for a subscription to this crappy magazine I couldn't have cared less about.....

Needles to say, I didn't renew the subscription.

Rabies

JC 2K3 wrote:

We were tested in school in 6th class. I got 156 which is apparently within the top 2% of the country. I was excited that I was offered to join this high IQ society.

What I got in return for was the chance to pay €40 for a subscription to this crappy magazine I couldn't have cared less about.....

Needles to say, I didn't renew the subscription.

Did you find it tough to read?
I prefer picture books myself.

steveland?

I apparently have a score of 117 which is "Above Average" but well below "Gifted" or "Genius".

I can't do anything right

Reku

JC 2K3 wrote:

Gotta agree.

We were tested in school in 6th class. I got 156 which is apparently within the top 2% of the country. I was excited that I was offered to join this high IQ society.

What I got in return for was the chance to pay €40 for a subscription to this crappy magazine I couldn't have cared less about.....

Needles to say, I didn't renew the subscription.

Should've checked out CTYI (well young CTYI at that age), a lot less pompous (though there is the odd "intelligent" idiot who's too far up their own ar*e).
Some of the courses were interesting, but then it depends on where your interests lie...

Rabies wrote:

Did you find it tough to read?
I prefer picture books myself.

Read JTHM, there's a cool "picture book" if I ever saw one. >:-)

JC 2K3

farohar wrote:

Should've checked out CTYI (well young CTYI at that age), a lot less pompous (though there is the odd "intelligent" idiot who's too far up their own ar*e).
Some of the courses were interesting, but then it depends on where your interests lie...

Yeah, but I never knew about it back then.

Though throughout my life I've had a mix of friends of varying intelligence and have avoided fitting into any sort of "intelligent" stereotype. What effect something like CTYI would have had on that I don't know, but ultimately I'm happy the way I turned out.

Wossack

ill let you know my iq soon as I manage to pass one of those damn tests

Reku

JC 2K3 wrote:

Yeah, but I never knew about it back then.

Though throughout my life I've had a mix of friends of varying intelligence and have avoided fitting into any sort of "intelligent" stereotype. What effect something like CTYI would have had on that I don't know, but ultimately I'm happy the way I turned out.

As long as you didn't let the experience define you then I doubt it would've changed you much, but you will always get the odd person who lets it really get to their head.... they usually didn't get on too well socially there.

Talliesin

Talliesin wrote:

You get a plaque these days? Cool.

Joined when I was a child. Left because they were childish morons. Quite like AH really.

Yeah, joined and left. It's a bit pointless...

Tar.Aldarion

People that joined are clearly not the most intelligent ones, as for styi, no nerd camp for me thanks.

electric69

Yo mammas so dumb, she failed an I.Q test!

I r the smarterest one!

browler

L31mr0d wrote:

Yeah I used to be in mensa once. Load of toss tbh. The magazine has to be the most pretentious load of drivel i've ever read, and how cheap ass is that plaque??? ffs???. Just a load of people who can't write giving themselves collective pats on the back.

I actually wrote in an article review once, when they posted an article about a member who *shock horror* was also good looking. The review went along the lines of "I for one agree with this for I too am amazingly handsome and intelligent and successfull" ... and they PRINTED IT!!! I must of struck the right cord of arrogance that they where looking for.

IQ is irrelevant tbh... this is about the only good use for that crappy cheap mensa card.

mensa card as paste spreader

Oh and the barcode isn't blurred out, it actually wore off when I used acetone to clean it.. oh how I laughed at that bittersweet irony

Mr LVS (ELVIS) Mcclurg *lol*

Reku

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

People that joined are clearly not the most intelligent ones, as for styi, no nerd camp for me thanks.

It's "Centre" not "Sentre". ;b

Tar.Aldarion

I thought it was Silly Teen Youths Ireland. Also, it should be ICTY. :-)

Reku

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I thought it was Silly Teen Youths Ireland. Also, it should be ICTY. :-)

No, it's CTYI - Collin Thinks You're Idiots or Centre for Tubby Youth Ireland
There are one or two Irish people I'd encountered while there who I'd consider silly due to their do anything to be the centre of attention mindset, but overall I found the US members far worse for sillyness (e.g. buying booze in the off licence while on an escourted field trip and thinking they'd not get caught!).

tech77

Is Differential Aptitude Testing regarded as the equivalent of IQ tests.
Don't know about my exact IQ but i did get the highest overall score in a DAT in school. So i probably have the highest IQ here TBH.

/Awaits inevitable pi$$taking/adverse commentary..