Pharmacy

Enright

Sobbing Wife

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

Tearfully: "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.
I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist to demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two,
the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.

I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.

Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about 3 blocks from the store, I had a flat tyre.

When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up.

I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.

Then I had to break a roll of 2c coins against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.

I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the phone was still ringing.

When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.

Half of them hit the floor and broke.

Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it.

It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
and believe me?mister, as God is my witness,all I did was answer her question.

GLaDOS

Lol

Fey!

Excellent

mc nuggets

Brilliant

fabsoul

the best one i have heard in a few weeks, lol Brilliant

ifumust82

Good stuff

folan

thats a good one! wheres that rate button..

jobonar

Very good

sioda

Top stars