When do you expect to have sex next time?

bronte

Anyway... to answer the question...

I had sex just about 2 weeks ago... it will probably be a few months before I forget how disappointing the whole sex thing is and give it another go.

Sounds bad..care to share??

monkeyfudge

bronte wrote:

Sounds bad..care to share??

Oh I just think sex in general is highly over-rated. Not any particular sexual encounter.

Pinker

monkeyfudge wrote:

Oh I just think sex in general is highly over-rated. Not any particular sexual encounter.

You must having it with the wrong people, sex can be bad when its bad, but my god when its good its amazing!

While I'm here -hopefully some night this weekend, nothing planned but we shall see how the cookie crumbles...

monkeyfudge

Pinker wrote:

You must having it with the wrong people, .

Wow, wow, wow... wait a minute... you can have sex with people? Maybe that's where I'm going wrong.

Pinker

Glad to be of assistance,... but I think its best that we notify your manager at the zoo what you've been doing on your lunchbreaks....

Kintarō Hattori

monkeyfudge wrote:

Wow, wow, wow... wait a minute... you can have sex with people? Maybe that's where I'm going wrong.

Ah MonkeyFudge your a legend. I can't sleep, I'm annoyed and you just made me laugh, thanks!

Pherekydes

Pinker wrote:

Glad to be of assistance,... but I think its best that we notify your manager at the zoo what you've been doing on your lunchbreaks....

He's not called monkeyfudge for nothing...

Reku

Would've thought the fact that I have time to post here would be an answer....:(
To those who have a ready bed-fellow and post here, does it not bother them that you're typing while doing the deed?:D

_blank_

My girlfriend is gone away for a year :eek:

I'm staying off the sex until she comes back. Or so I'm telling her. I know she's not a member of boards, but I also know she stalks me online.

Hi hon. I'm not having sex with any other girls, I promise.

So, it'll be when she gets back. In June.

I'll have some right arm on me by then.

Reku

DesF wrote:

My girlfriend is gone away for a year :eek:

I'm staying off the sex until she comes back. Or so I'm telling her. I know she's not a member of boards, but I also know she stalks me online.

Hi hon. I'm not having sex with any other girls, I promise.

Sheep? Men? Vaccuum cleaners?

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farohar wrote:

Sheep? Men? Vaccuum cleaners?

FlutterinBantam

Dudess wrote:

Ah wait a minute. There's a limit to what I'll say about my personal life!

Jaysus ,you have just told the globe you are pushin sauce these days and fizzin like bottled Bass!! Why stop now???

azezil

Dudess wrote:

Yeah, I'm currently surfing the crimson wave but should be finished by the weekend. Grrr, so frustrating. It's when a girl's at her most gagging-for-it!

I never thought someone could gross me out, kudos!

monkeyfudge

FlutterinBantam wrote:

Jaysus ,you have just told the globe you are pushin sauce these days and fizzin like bottled Bass!! Why stop now???

Well with this info we can start a chart and begin to map her menstrual cycles. It should be an interesting experiment.

Orlee

eo980 wrote:

(It's just finishing being that time of the month!)

Eugh - Did not need to know

Talliesin

eo980 wrote:

However to answer your question, tomorrow all going well. (It's just finishing being that time of the month!)

Just one of the disadvantages of the rhythm method. Still, there are plenty of other things you can do during her fertile period.

biko wrote:

Sorry mod for posting this in AH but there are so many unsubscribed users that don't have access to S&S.

And that justifies off-topic posting, how?

Still, this is an AH thread really, since it's about your boasting

Yore Ma!

Orlee

Dudess wrote:

I'm currently surfing the crimson wave but should be finished by the weekend

why would anybody feel the need to make this common knowlegde?

Ishmael

Don't know when i will having the sex next, will probably be a while. Its not on the top of my list of things to do at the moment but i wouldn't say no some

justsomebloke

Dudess wrote:

And pleasure should be a two-way street. What use is that to me? My armpit isn't exactly an erogenous zone. But then I suppose you could apply the same logic to blow-jobs...

eh I don't see a problem here, just have a good washable dildo and get him to use that and unless he has no fingers that he can use either then i think for the most part you could be fully satisfied.

_blank_

Dudess, you won't have sex while you're on the rag?

Why?

Question to the lads - would you have sex while the woman is on the rag?

I would, and have in the past. It's great. All you need is a towel underneath to catch the mess. And a shower afterwards.

One friend of mine even went down on a girl who had the painters in, he looked like he was after being eating bbq ribs.

Niamho!

DesF wrote:

Dudess, you won't have sex while you're on the rag?

Why?

Question to the lads - would you have sex while the woman is on the rag?

I would, and have in the past. It's great. All you need is a towel underneath to catch the mess. And a shower afterwards.

One friend of mine even went down on a girl who had the painters in, he looked like he was after being eating bbq ribs.

:eek: :eek:
Vom.....
Glad i cant doss on here too much today now.... lol.

.....how do ya know thats what he looked like? there were ya?

Em well....the boyfriends parents were over for the weekend so I took a half day today to go over to his at 2 to stay the night and catch up with him

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Niamho! wrote:

.....how do ya know thats what he looked like? there were ya?

I wasn't there, but another friend was.

It was in New York actually. Bunch of lads went over, scored some birds and one of them just happened to be playing ragtime. The lad who scored her didn't want to miss out on the action, so out with the snorkel so he didn't drown in the red sea.

He had orange fingers for days afterwards.

6th

monkeyfudge wrote:

Well with this info we can start a chart and begin to map her menstrual cycles. It should be an interesting experiment.

I'll get the graph paper ... you think we can get a grant to cover this?

Kintarō Hattori

Orlee wrote:

why would anybody feel the need to make this common knowlegde?

Because she has no inhibitions and isn't strung up about it?

Tha Gopher

You must mention the fact you have a girlfriend in at least a quarter of your posts no matter what the thread topic Its mentioned in 7 threads alone on that page below

http://www.boardtracker.com/cgi-bin/display_member.pl?board=531&member=3379

Anyway, I have no willy.........

Talliesin

Wait. You were saying that she was at that point in her cycle?

Eh, if she was, and she isn't strung up about it like you said, then how does that stop you having sex?

DesF wrote:

One friend of mine even went down on a girl who had the painters in, he looked like he was after being eating bbq ribs.

If you just focus more exclusively on the clitoris you can avoid getting much blood on your face, though if you have a beard then it will collect more than if you are clean-shaven.

John Mason

sex - what is this sex thing you are all talking about?

Jigsaw

The next time I have sex will be payday I'd imagine.

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Talliesin wrote:

If you just focus more exclusively on the clitoris you can avoid getting much blood on your face,

:eek:

It wasn't me!

Talliesin wrote:

though if you have a beard then it will collect more than if you are clean-shaven.

I have a beard on my chin. I always keep a warm, damp towel with me, just in case such a situation should arise.

Drift

[lonelyvirginvoice] I HATE YOU ALL [/lonelyvirginvoice]

And I had such high plans for 07 :rolleyes:

meglome

Haven't actually read any of this thread but isn't it really cruel to ask a bunch of nerds when they're going to have sex? I'll go ask herself am I booked in for today

monkeyfudge

meglome wrote:

Haven't actually read any of this thread but isn't it really cruel to ask a bunch of nerds when they're going to have sex? I'll go ask herself am I booked in for today

Sort of like asking a person in a wheelchair when they are next going for a lovely walk in the countryside?

cornbb

Sex? I'm having sex ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-w!

oof

Anyway yeah, I voted < 24 hours.

Whooo!

/high fives all the other < 24 hour-ers.

watna

Well, my bf is in my bad books at the moment, he said something incredibly stupid last night so I was thinking of using the whole no sex as a punishment thing for a while.......

tman

please god make it soon!:o

Reku

watna wrote:

Well, my bf is in my bad books at the moment, he said something incredibly stupid last night so I was thinking of using the whole no sex as a punishment thing for a while.......

Wasn't another woman's name mid-climax I hope?:eek:

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watna wrote:

Well, my bf is in my bad books at the moment, he said something incredibly stupid last night so I was thinking of using the whole no sex as a punishment thing for a while.......

That's just stupid.

Unless you don't actually enjoy sex with your boyfriend, why would you deprive yourself of a good ride just to spite him?

Reku

DesF wrote:

That's just stupid.

Unless you don't actually enjoy sex with your boyfriend, why would you deprive yourself of a good ride just to spite him?

True, perhaps making him do something in bed that you wouldn't normally ask for would be better, telling him that if he doesn't then no sex for a month, better practice your poker face beforehand though.;)

Niamho!

DesF wrote:

I wasn't there, but another friend was.

It was in New York actually. Bunch of lads went over, scored some birds and one of them just happened to be playing ragtime. The lad who scored her didn't want to miss out on the action, so out with the snorkel so he didn't drown in the red sea.

He had orange fingers for days afterwards.

Am i the only Girl that finds that impossible to believe?? there cant be that much ahem....Excess.... thats knacker. i find it impossible to believe it would have that effect.

L1011

Considering I failed to score in an utter meat-market on Saturday, it could be a while... well, at least until tomorrow night

Reku

Niamho! wrote:

Am i the only Girl that finds that impossible to believe?? there cant be that much ahem....Excess.... thats knacker. i find it impossible to believe it would have that effect.

I'm male but: Orange fingers - doubtful unless the manky bastard never washes his hands.
All over the face, don't know, thought some girls had heavier flow than others?

Niamho!

farohar wrote:

I'm male but: Orange fingers - doubtful unless the manky bastard never washes his hands.
All over the face, don't know, thought some girls had heavier flow than others?

Nah i dunno about it. exaggeration i think. aw fook me thats knacker. bleeuurgh!

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farohar wrote:

I'm male but: Orange fingers - doubtful unless the manky bastard never washes his hands.
All over the face, don't know, thought some girls had heavier flow than others?

Yeah, you know after you've been eating bbq ribs, and the parts of your fingers in beside the nails stay a bit orange, if you've only given your hands a cursory wash, or licked them clean.

Maybe I was exaggerating the 'days' part a bit, but certainly the next morning/afternoon until he had a shower.

I've had my fingers inside a ladies nether regions while she's been up on blocks a few times myself, but I always head for the soap and water once I've shown her a nice time.

Hellm0

3 months or so, hellm0s lady of choice is a few thousand miles away.

FlutterinBantam

eo980 wrote:

Because she has no inhibitions and isn't strung up about it?

:eek: Strung up!!! probably has a metre of rope hangin out of her.:eek: :eek:

Maybe she's not hung up about it.

WTF

Tar.Aldarion

Dunno, probably the weekend...or not.

qwertyface

hmm... I'll guess about a month. Have a new buzz with a boy and I might make him wait a while...

or I might just ride the face off him this weekend...

it's difficult

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You should shag him. He'll repect you more.

Agent Smith

DesF wrote:

I'll have some right arm on me by then.

Click!