Favourite Insults

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What are people's favourite insults other than cursing at someone?

My personal favourites are "You should have been a w*nk"

"I wouldnt ride her into battle"

"She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab":D

TerrorFirmer

....Dweeb.

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Yore Ma!

Tony255

"Car wash cu*t" has to be the best TV insult ever (curb your enthusiasm)

Slow Motion

Swamp Donkey

kevthecelt

knucklehead mcspasatron

Dingus

Womb-features

Paddy Dignam

Up your swiss!

humbert

dipstick and cunt, have to be a bit careful using the latter though:o

Slow Motion

Low sloped forehead, chinless, padded knuckle dragging, mouth breathing oxygen theif !

BrotherTotz

Ya Failed Abortion!!

Spud83

All stolen from podge and rodge...

You’re as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
Mother Teresa wouldn’t kiss her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle

Drummo

I've seen a better head on a boil

SoundWave

ya bellend... or knobend...

bronte

mickey-face

admiralofthefleet

kiss the back of my sack

wyndham

Fag enabler.

watna

as thick as bottled shíte..... I'm using that to describe a particular person at the moment. it makes me feel better anyway!

doonothing

fat ham

something endlessly entertaining about calling someone a fat ham

Dun laoire

Stupid arseh0le.


What does a stupid arseh0le look like?

Mahatma coat

new people at work, they're ausies so they say Italk too fast, I respond

Tis not my fault if I talk faster than you think

lucernarian

Nice and simple:

Pikey.

humbert

Oh I love peasant.

CarefulNow

Ya dirty bastard.

Stench Blossoms

Cock nose

Hellm0

Cum Guzzler
Twat
F**king bell-end
Ass goblin
Sh*t Stabber
Wanker

DavyD_83

Crotch Pheasant!

used to love using Cock Swindler

Terry

Jackass.
After the tv show, it has so much more meaning.

Rossibaby

ya fat

MrJoeSoap

Manhole inspector or gowlbag for me. These things are seasonal though, I'm not promising they'll be my favourites next week.

tallus

My fave is "ye dozy c*nt" usually while sitting in traffic waiting for some car to pull off after the lights have changed to green.

watna

Terry wrote:

Jackass.
After the tv show, it has so much more meaning.

It's also good if you're a happy gilmore fan..... you jackass!

Cheeky_gal

You've a face like a pair of tits!

Classic...

Tar.Aldarion

Son of Karoma.

Anti

Twátbadger.

Terry

watna wrote:

It's also good if you're a happy gilmore fan..... you jackass!

That's where I picked it up.

Cheeky_gal

haha i luv happy gilmore....hey, why don't we eat some hay, We can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, we just may, whaddya say?

Slow Motion

Take a big lick o the butt end of my b0llox !

macroman

Bottle Squatter

coady

"You look like your face caught on fire and somebody beat it out with a chain"

Evil Phil

You've a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

Ruu_Old

Bastard arse.

Slow Motion

Ruu wrote:

Bastard arse.

Ruu I'm shocked !:eek: Shocked I tells ya :eek:

Nevyn

The best of your dna was gestated as your afterbirth.

MrSquishSquash

Tosspot

Marksie

Your a legend in your own lunchtime (or mind)

Which lifeguard let you into the genepool?

i have picked zits with more character than you

estebancambias

Why do people say arseholes? It sounds 'totally gay'

Douche is the best insult.

Mr.Plough

theres so many gaps in your teeth your tongue's in jail.


you've a head like ken bigley

Slow Motion

Not so much an insult as a threat but I've always liked

I'm gonna rip out your eyeballs and skullfcuk ya !

Terry

estebancambias wrote:

Why do people say arseholes? It sounds 'totally gay'

Douche is the best insult.

Because we're happy.

Ishmael

Slow Motion wrote:

Not so much an insult as a threat but I've always liked

I'm gonna rip out your eyeballs and skullfcuk ya !

I prefer the Jack Nicholson Version: "I'm gonna rip out your eyeballs and piss in your dead skull"

Always fond of container insults myself.

Gowlbag
Bag of ****e,
Bag of gay,
Bag of Gowl.
Sack of Crap,
Wankbag,
Wankrag,
Cuntbag,
Arsebag

etc.....

or "you're the result of an recycled condom"

EdgarAllenPoo

I've a home grown one I use -scrunt. That or you whore said in my best Cork accent.