After Hours Season 1 "Pilot Episode"

Kimbot

We can have our own TV show

Why not make an interesting story to keeps us all amused.

Rules: Pictures are allowed where possible. And you are only allow post one full sentance. You have to continue on from the last poster.

I'll start.




Camera pans in and a dark hooded figure is lurking in the shadows as many of AH's regulers are going about their daily business.

User45701

We have done this before, BTW is this the pilot or the unaired pilot?

"The Hooded figure seems to be looking for one poster in particular, but who?"

The Bollox

"he checks the little note he was given by O'Sullivan"

Kimbot

User45701 wrote:

We have done this before, BTW is this the pilot or the unaired pilot?

Ah but that was then and this is now!!
Ah sure does it really matter!!

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The Bollox wrote:

"he checks the little note he was given by O'Sullivan"

He starts speaking ina mumbled voice. No-one can make out what he's saying except...

The Bollox

for the painting on the wall with moving eyes... he does a doubletake on the painting and sees...

veXual

Yore ma!! Who had just been down an alley with him...

Ger_Hankey

Suddenly, someboy catches his attention, and he moves to follow them.

Pherekydes

Too slow, me.

Agamemnon

He produced a long knife and skinned alive all the people who posted "Yore Ma". When his work was done, he reached into his pocket to get his...

Agent Smith

mother...

Kimbot

who was slightly annoyed at being wrote about on AH all day long,

Dyr

..of all blackberries. He browses to boards.ie (using the mobile skin of course)..

patrickolee

But then remembered that this was very nerdy thing to do, so instead...

The Bollox

he says "to the Cuckoo's nest! follow me!"

PullMyFinger!

Meh

Not as good as the movie

The Bollox

PullMyFinger! wrote:

Not as good as the movie

lol

azezil

Just then a hastily constructed robot popped out wielding a knife and they all shat their kacks...

tjtmod

Yore ma!

Kimbot

azezil wrote:

Just then a hastily constructed robot popped out wielding a knife and they all shat their kacks...

just then they noticed "tjtmod" and formed an angry mob with pitchforks and torches.........

Slow Motion

jonny24ie wrote:

just then they noticed "tjtmod" and formed an angry mob with pitchforks and torches.........

And the mods step in take charge of the tool and ban him for being, well ! A tool !

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Slow Motion wrote:

And the mods step in take charge of the tool and ban him for being, well ! A tool !

*A handsome man enters*
frankcarty arrives and leads the mob to the hidout of..

Dyr

of Cloud, who is happily jet skiing on his private lake when suddenly a shark appears in his path..

Terry

Nooooooooooooooo!
Don't jump the shark.

estebancambias

Blew up everyone who says 'arsehole'.

electric69

and went home to Your Ma

Kimbot

who was waiting on the bed wearing....

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jonny24ie wrote:

who was waiting on the bed wearing....

...the face off me.

Terry

With a belt sander

The Hill Billy

"I've been searching for that everywhere!" she roared - not realising that the 'search' function was still borked after all these months.

Kimbot

so she made do with the ould sand paper in the fanny trick........

Dyr

Suddenly there was a banging on the door..

"Open up!! Mods!!"

Terry

Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins.

Peyton Manning

In the distance, estebancambias was putting the finishing touches to his love timothy mcveigh parade

pretty-in-pink

little realising it was going to become irelands answer to the mardi gras and carnival, put together and doubled. just then there was a loud bang as.....

Huggles

pretty-in-pink wrote:

little realising it was going to become irelands answer to the mardi gras and carnival, put together and doubled. just then there was a loud bang as.....

pighead farting and ripping the windows of AH out, he looked up...

Kimbot

to see Dudess with a big 28 inch dildo in hand...............

Dyr

dudess smiles. Cut to close up of pigheads eyes widening
annnddd roll end credits.

Stay tuned for episode two..

Sleepy

and coolsmileygirl on her knees in front of it...

Dyr

We're gonna leave that as a bonus scene for the DVD Sleepy

Kimbot

Bambi wrote:

We're gonna leave that as a bonus scene for the DVD Sleepy

Bambi thats was the snippet for episode 2!!

Since you posted last I think you should post first and make the ould rules for the second episode!!

Dyr

You mean since it was my bleedin idea in the first place? cheeky get

Anyway i never write blockbuster television series after 11:30 pm, little tip i learned off Aaron Spelling

Kimbot

Bambi wrote:

You mean since it was my bleedin idea in the first place? cheeky get

Anyway i never write blockbuster television series after 11:30 pm, little tip i learned off Aaron Spelling

No just pointing out that you finished this one so go ahead and start the next one!!

The Hill Billy

C'mon Babmi - This is worse than waiting for Season 4 of Lost.
When are you kicking off the next episode?

How'a about something along the lines of:
* Opening shot: Log cabin in mountainy wilderness *
* Camera zooms in on window - wood fire & dim gas lamps throw shadows across room *
* Pan to Ruu sitting in front of PC with scart cable running from left eye-socket to tecchy-looking gizmo with lots of little flashing red lights *
* Close-up of screen showing "Private Messages: Unread 1" *
* Ruu opens PM and ... *

Dyr

*Scene opens in jail forum, a dishevelled pighead is sitting behind a table in an isolated thread , beruthiel and karoma are seated opposite him...."we've got all night piggy, you best start talking" drawls Karoma...

Slow Motion

Bambi wrote:

*Scene opens in jail forum, a dishevelled pighead is sitting behind a table in an isolated thread , beruthiel and karoma are seated opposite him...."we've got all night piggy, you best start talking" drawls Karoma...

Pighead squeals "Please not the dildo again !"

The Hill Billy

Terry enters wearing nothing but a wicked smile & a hint of Chanel No 5.

Kimbot

The beads of sweat grow larger and tricker faster down Pighead's face......

roughan

he takes out his Flute

Slow Motion

And starts to dance around pighead playing the music of the Andes

smashey

while pighead throws his pan pipes at him