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Crocidile in the pub

byrner88 · 2007-09-08 13:25:03

A man walks into a pub with a crocodile on a lead, everyone in the pub is in fear and jumps under the tables , the man says dont worry hes well trained he wont be a problem ill show u . so the man pulls out his Di*k , opens the crocidiles mouth , he puts his Di*k in the crocs mouth and slams it shut a minute alter he takes…

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08-09-2007 2:25pm

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byrner88

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A man walks into a pub with a crocodile on a lead, everyone in the pub is in fear and jumps under the tables , the man says dont worry hes well trained he wont be a problem ill show u . so the man pulls out his Di*k , opens the crocidiles mouth , he puts his Di*k in the crocs mouth and slams it shut a minute alter he takes a stick and hits the crocidle in the mouth . the mouth opens and he pulls out his Di*k , he shows everyone that he didnt even bite it ,. so he says anyone else wanna try? so this old lady comes up she says ill try it but dont hit me too hard with the stick!

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