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Terry · 10-09-2007 2:38pm

MrPudding wrote:

I need access to lolocaust.......what is it?

MrP

I swap you for access to FNWAI, whatever that is.

the_syco · 10-09-2007 2:44pm

Terry wrote:

I swap you for access to FNWAI, whatever that is.

Fold, No, Wait, All In! ie: poker, if ye didn't know.

Terry · 10-09-2007 3:44pm

the_syco wrote:

Fold, No, Wait, All In! ie: poker, if ye didn't know.

Cheers. I didn't know.
I can't give access to lolocaust anyway.

AlmightyCushion · 10-09-2007 4:21pm

MrPudding wrote:

I need access to lolocaust.......what is it?

MrP

It's a forum for jokes that aren't very PC.

Hagar · 10-09-2007 6:12pm

AC wrote:

It's a forum for jokes that aren't very PC.

That's possibly the understatement of the year.

wyndham · 10-09-2007 7:22pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MbeT7_ARm8

Talliesin · 10-09-2007 9:51pm

Oh yes. The OP is the guy that gets upset if people use "righteous" as defined in the dictionary. It's some sort of personal affront to him or something.

RoundyMooney · 10-09-2007 10:02pm

Incoherent whingers are hardly unusual in feedback, but whingers that are equally linguistically incompetent in more than one language?

That's a skill if ever there was one.

"Far righteous" is my new favourite pseudo-phrase, outside of "sarchasm" as in falling into (©Tar Aldarion, 2006), at least.

Talliesin · 10-09-2007 10:39pm

No, mere incompetence is ubiquitous. It's his getting upset when people use the words correctly that's funny.

Rb · 10-09-2007 11:45pm

I don't know what's worse, the petty little whinging, or the fact that they actually paid attention to and were affected by Karoma's antics...

Karl Hungus · 11-09-2007 3:43am

There's a distinct lack of images in this thread, and quite frankly, if ever a thread needed gratutious amounts of cat pictures, this would be it.

randylonghorn · 11-09-2007 4:07am

Herr K: Whoops ... guess that anal bleaching may not have been such a good idea, after all!

tallus · 13-09-2007 7:05pm

Hagar wrote:

That's possibly the understatement of the year.

How does one get access to said forum ?

DublinWriter · 13-09-2007 7:17pm

Sully wrote:

Tis clear that this chap has nothing to contribute apart from crying, winging and bitching about every little thing.

They came for the funny cat pictures,
But I am not a funny cat picture,
So I did nothing.

Fysh · 13-09-2007 7:19pm

DublinWriter wrote:

They came for the funny cat pictures,
But I am not a funny cat picture,
So I did nothing.

I'm going to assume that was a Half Man Half Biscuit reference and grin wholeheartedly

DublinWriter · 13-09-2007 8:03pm

Fysh wrote:

I'm going to assume that was a Half Man Half Biscuit reference and grin wholeheartedly

Well spotted. Their version was a parody of the original anti-Nazi poem by Pastor Martin Niemöller.

For you, ze thread ist ovah.

Sonnenblumen · 15-09-2007 1:34pm

RoundyMooney wrote:

Incoherent whingers are hardly unusual in feedback, but whingers that are equally linguistically incompetent in more than one language?

That's a skill if ever there was one.

"Far righteous" is my new favourite pseudo-phrase, outside of "sarchasm" as in falling into (©Tar Aldarion, 2006), at least.

A good example of a space filler, but do you have any examples of some positive posts to demonstrate your credentials. I mean you're being sucha selfrighteous Supermensch, apparently in two languages but so far have seen no evidence.Not untypical of small minds with limited means where comprehension is difficult it is often ridiculed and dismissed as incompetence. Well we've seen no evidence of your wonderful competencies and despite posting over 2000 it would be painful to find any of merit. But why would that surprise me.

I've a much better life in the real world and I pity such folk as you reliant on the virtual world for some form of status. That's a fact and no escaping it.

Yakkety Yack Oscar Bravo Tinky Tonky Over and Out!!!

RoundyMooney · 15-09-2007 4:23pm

Oh.

Back to poke a few bears are we, SolemnBlubber?

I thought I did a pretty good job last time dashing your credentials to shreds. Are you saying now I have to prove my own?

If you think I wonder around IRL telling everybody I'm a mod in order to gain some credibility, your grasp on reality is poorer than your Deutsch.

Go fish.

And.

Can we assume by your pitiful attempt at comeback that you've given up on your ill-advised crusade against a respected mod on this site?

If so, I'm glad I took the time to post.

Nehpets · 15-09-2007 4:27pm

How can we get access to the lollo-thingy

Karl Hungus · 15-09-2007 4:31pm

If there was ever a case for banning someone just because we don't like them, then I think sononenonenobubble would be the most shining example available.

Sonnenblumen · 16-09-2007 12:43am

RoundyMooney wrote:

Oh.

If you think I wonder around IRL telling everybody I'm a mod in order to gain some credibility, your grasp on reality is poorer than your Deutsch.

Go fish.

And.

Can we assume by your pitiful attempt at comeback that you've given up on your ill-advised crusade against a respected mod on this site?

If so, I'm glad I took the time to post.

More likely to be a small town mentality from the hobbit radio yet despite all the delusional noises no real proof of true competencies.

I do agree I couldn't imagine anyone wanting to boast about being a Mod least of all, one from an almost dormant forum.

Crusade? Don't be kidding yourself, you ain't worth it.

Sonnenblumen · 16-09-2007 12:49am

Karl Hungus wrote:

If there was ever a case for banning someone just because we don't like them, then I think sononenonenobubble would be the most shining example available.

Come on surely you can do better, I mean even a snarled fungus living in the deep shadows of the past must ...........?

Terry · 16-09-2007 1:07am

Sonnenblumen wrote:

Come on surely you can do better, I mean even a snarled fungus living in the deep shadows of the past must ...........?

Cool. You rhymed "Hungus" with "Fungus". Can I be your friend?

I do agree I couldn't imagine anyone wanting to boast about being a Mod least of all, one from an almost dormant forum.

I boast about it all the time. The chicks dig it, man.

Sonnenblumen · 16-09-2007 1:22am

Terry wrote:

Cool. You rhymed "Hungus" with "Fungus". Can I be your friend?

I boast about it all the time. The chicks dig it, man.

That's great, well whatever works right?

Karl Hungus · 16-09-2007 11:26am

Sonnenblumen wrote:

Come on surely you can do better,

Do better? Better than what!? Is there some kind of competition that I'm unwittingly involved in? What the **** are you talking about? I'm saying that you should be banned. There's only 1 kind of ban, what "Better" is there?

Sonnenblumen wrote:

I mean even a snarled fungus living in the deep shadows of the past must ...........?

Honestly... WTF?

Talliesin · 16-09-2007 11:45am

Sonnenblumen wrote:

More likely to be a small town mentality from the hobbit radio yet despite all the delusional noises no real proof of true competencies.

All of the words there mean something, and yet the sentence means nothing.

It seems to parse validly too, so it's like Chomsky's "Colourless green ideas sleep furiously". Cool.

Sonnenblumen · 16-09-2007 2:28pm

Karl Hungus wrote:

Do better? Better than what!? Is there some kind of competition that I'm unwittingly involved in? What the **** are you talking about? I'm saying that you should be banned. There's only 1 kind of ban, what "Better" is there?

Honestly... WTF?

Your pathetic graphic lacks any humour whilst unecessarily causing offence to others and truely reflects poorly on you.

Perhaps a site Admin will step in and take isssue with your insulting ways.

marco murphy · 16-09-2007 8:26pm

Sonnenblumen wrote:

Your pathetic graphic lacks any humour whilst unecessarily causing offence to others and truely reflects poorly on you.

Perhaps a site Admin will step in and take isssue with your insulting ways.

Who are you speaking on behalf of?
Iam sure the man in the picture will accomodate your complaints.

Binomate · 17-09-2007 2:16pm

Jews did 9/11, amirite?

I was in New York and I was walking down Central Park, it was a Monday evening in September of 2001, and I noticed some kids playing with a dog. Then, all of the sudden, the dog runs runs across the street and is about to be hit by a car. I run behind him and grab his leash, and I barely save him. I give the dog back to the kids, they thank me and as I walk away one of them approaches me and tells me not to go anywhere near the World Trade Centre the next morning. The kid's name was Jacob by the way.

oleras · 17-09-2007 3:22pm

Binomate wrote:

Jews did 9/11, amirite?

I was in New York and I was walking down Central Park, it was a Monday evening in September of 2001, and I noticed some kids playing with a dog. Then, all of the sudden, the dog runs runs across the street and is about to be hit by a car. I run behind him and grab his leash, and I barely save him. I give the dog back to the kids, they thank me and as I walk away one of them approaches me and tells me not to go anywhere near the World Trade Centre the next morning. The kid's name was Jacob by the way.

That little anecdote should be in a book !!

"The useless book of pointless anecdotes"

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