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First time I read it....

  • 11-09-2007 03:41PM
    #1
    prospect
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,787 ✭✭✭


    A Woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into the wife's room.

    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

    The nurses ran into the room. "What Happened ?" they cried.

    "I'm not sure" The husband replied "maybe she choked".


Comments

  • #2
    jobonar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    An oldie but a goody! :D:D love that joke


  • #3
    ciggs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 ✭ciggs


    LOL good one :D


  • #4
    fabsoul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭fabsoul


    lol v. good :D:D


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