An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer

Scrotum

An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carraiges and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking, "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."

Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."

And the Irishman was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English bastard again."

prendy

ah never gets old that one
gets a giggle outta me every time!!!!:D

fabsoul

yep great joke, every time i hear it

ciggs

LOL great one

The Bollox

I love that one

AckwelFoley

older than black baby jesus, but i read it every time because the englishman gets slapped