Bear in the forest!!

sd123 · 12-09-2007 11:58pm #1

A bear is chasing a rabbit in the forest. Out of nowhere a magic frog appears and agrees to give the rabbit and bear 3 wishes each if they agree to be at peace together. They agree.

The bear thinks for a second and then says, "I wish every bear in this forest was female except me" The frog grants him his wish.

The rabbit then gets his first wish and wishes for the fastest motorbike in the world. He gets it instantly.

The bear then gets his second wish and wishes that every bear in the country except him was female. He gets his wish.

The rabbit then gets his second wish and wishes for the best crash-helmet in the world. He gets his wish

The bear then gets his third wish and says, " I shouldv'e wished for this the first time but now I wish that every bear in the world except me was female." The frog moves his hand slightly and the bear's wish comes true.

As the bear turns away, pretty happy with his wishes, the rabbit prepares to say his final wish. He puts on his crash helmet, gets on his motorbike, and starts revving it up. He then says.....

I wish the bear was GAY!!!!!!!!

KamiKazi · 13-09-2007 11:38am

rofl

ciggs · 13-09-2007 12:36pm

Lol i like that one

sd123 · 14-09-2007 12:45am

KamiKazi wrote:

rofl

What ?

kraggy · 14-09-2007 1:07am

sd123 wrote:

What ?

rolls over floor laughing. like lol or lmao. or are you taking the piss?

biko · 14-09-2007 9:14am

sd123 wrote:

What ?

Use google

Funny joke btw lol

r3nu4l · 14-09-2007 9:29am

Very good, I laughed.

patmac · 14-09-2007 3:29pm

Very good reminds me of the old joke of the bear and the rabbit both taking a dump together and the bear enquires of the rabbit:'does your shít stick to you fur when you take a dump' and the rabbit says no, so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.