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    #2
    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Good One Hagar
    Heres another Snake joke ( not even a 1/4 as good, mind you)

    One day God told Noah to build an ark and put in it two of each animal. Noah built the ark and put in two of each animal as he was told. He said to the dogs, "Go forth and multiply." He said to the deer," Go forth and multiply."

    He then said to the snakes, "Go forth and multiply." They looked at each other and began to cry. Noah asked, "What is the matter?"

    The snakes replied, "We can't, we're adders!"

    -50 stars for that one


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    mickrourke wrote:
    Good One Hagar
    Heres another Snake joke ( not even a 1/4 as good, mind you)

    One day God told Noah to build an ark and put in it two of each animal. Noah built the ark and put in two of each animal as he was told. He said to the dogs, "Go forth and multiply." He said to the deer," Go forth and multiply."

    He then said to the snakes, "Go forth and multiply." They looked at each other and began to cry. Noah asked, "What is the matter?"

    The snakes replied, "We can't, we're adders!"

    -50 stars for that one


    You have been responsible for the death of at least 3 black babies in Africa for that joke.

    Hope you sleep well at night


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    snyper wrote:
    You have been responsible for the death of at least 3 black babies in Africa for that joke.

    Hope you sleep well at night

    Oh dear, well maybe I should hold a table quiz to raise money for their grief stricken families


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    shrapnel222
    Registered Users Posts: 3,120 ✭✭✭shrapnel222


    mickrourke wrote:
    Good One Hagar
    Heres another Snake joke ( not even a 1/4 as good, mind you)

    One day God told Noah to build an ark and put in it two of each animal. Noah built the ark and put in two of each animal as he was told. He said to the dogs, "Go forth and multiply." He said to the deer," Go forth and multiply."

    He then said to the snakes, "Go forth and multiply." They looked at each other and began to cry. Noah asked, "What is the matter?"

    The snakes replied, "We can't, we're adders!"

    -50 stars for that one


    lol, made me laugh


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