Peach Sh1t Roll

Rhyme

Peach

Three seashells.

Gaz

Rhyme wrote:

Three seashells.

ala demolition man ?

Jesus Wept

Peach

irishbird wrote:

white but at christmas,i buy some with little reindeers and santa

So you wipe your arse on Santa and his reindeer.

Bit rude.

Jesus Wept

Peach

seamus wrote:

Yep, I was 22 before I found that out. The other half gave out to me for buying blue toilet roll for a white bathroom and then had to explain to me why she was giving out.
Then I explained to her that colour coding my toilet was the least of my worries and I would continue buying whatever colour bog roll was close to hand/cheapest.

Good jaysais.

I've never heard of that, it's scary how the other half think.

Terry

Peach

The-Rigger wrote:

Good jaysais.

I've never heard of that, it's scary how the other half think.

I've also seen people with coloured rolls ready for when the bathroom is finished.

Right there with all the other accessories.

New mirror - check.
New radiator/ towel rack - check.
New sink - Check
New toilet bowl - check
Colour coded jacks roll - check.

Jesus Wept

Peach

Terry wrote:

I've also seen people with coloured rolls ready for when the bathroom is finished.

Right there with all the other accessories.

New mirror - check.
New radiator/ towel rack - check.
New sink - Check
New toilet bowl - check
Colour coded jacks roll - check.

Do they change their clothes before a trip to the jacks to make sure they are not clashing too?

Also what's with people who cover their toilet roll with a tea-cose-esq thing. :eek:

MooseJam

Peach

prendy wrote:

a slice of loaf has been known to do the trick...so long as its fresh!!!

chocolate peanut butter spread, do I need to ask if you eat it ?

John Mason

Thaedydal wrote:

Well the white stuff has had to be bleached to fúck which is harsher on the enviroment both in terms of it being produced and after it is flused.

i use that eco friendly stuff, but at Electric Picnic, they were giving out all this free velvet stuff, i have to say, it was very nice on the old ladyparts:p i got enough at EP to last me a year:)

Rhyme

Peach

The-Rigger wrote:

I had a teacher in school who was talking about cultural differences and said this is common practice in India.

Yeah, someone i know was laughed at in India for eating with both of his hands. He copped on when another patron of the restaurant spoke a few words in his ear.

marco murphy

Peach

Rhyme wrote:

Yeah, someone i know was laughed at in India for eating with both of his hands. He copped on when another patron of the restaurant spoke a few words in his ear.

God I can imagine.

''We wipe our arses with our left hand...''

Terry

Peach

Kemos, read the warning at the top of every single forum regarding certain events.

JIZZLORD

Peach

white, i just steal it from college

Jesus Wept

Peach

Rhyme wrote:

Yeah, someone i know was laughed at in India for eating with both of his hands. He copped on when another patron of the restaurant spoke a few words in his ear.

He should of laughed at them for wiping their ass with their hand. :eek:

JIZZLORD wrote:

white, i just steal it from college

yea those industrial sized rolls will give you a high SPR (sh1ts per roll).

marco murphy

Peach

The-Rigger wrote:

He should of laughed at them for wiping their ass with their hand. :eek:

Precisely!! LOL


On a serious note, does anyone carry tissue in the arse pocket?

I've never been caught out, but I know plenty of people that took a dump and looked around to find nothing.

However, I don't know whether they resorted to the indian, hand wipe method.

yea those industrial sized rolls will give you a high SPR (sh1ts per roll).

Gives you high case of red arse also but

billy the squid

http://www.giftmonger.com/acatalog/Renova_Black_Toilet_Paper.html#a1375

marco murphy

Peach

billy the squid wrote:

http://www.giftmonger.com/acatalog/Renova_Black_Toilet_Paper.html#a1375

LOL Skid Marks for the rest of your life

Jesus Wept

Peach

The poo would look very stylish on those black toilet rolls.

Dalfiatach

Peach

Rhyme wrote:

Yeah, someone i know was laughed at in India for eating with both of his hands. He copped on when another patron of the restaurant spoke a few words in his ear.

Arabic & Islamic countries are the same. Managed to offend many Moroccans before someone explained it to me :rolleyes:

And on topic : Cheap Dunnes 69c-for-4 white bogroll FTW.

Black Swan

From AH to TP. Must be Friday night.

Jesus Wept

Peach

Dalfiatach wrote:

Arabic & Islamic countries are the same. Managed to offend many Moroccans before someone explained it to me :rolleyes:

And on topic : Cheap Dunnes 69c-for-4 white bogroll FTW.

hmm, why do they charge €2.30 for 12? Shower.

phasers

brown

but sometimes we push the boat out and get that blue petrol station stuff

philstar

i was told by me GP, not to use coloured toilet paper as the dye in it could cause irritation to the sensitive skin of the anus and thus may result in an itchy hole

so there you go.....buy white and you'll be alright!!

Jesus Wept

Peach

philstar wrote:

i was told by me GP, not to use coloured toilet paper as the dye in it could cause irritation to the sensitive skin of the anus and thus may result in an itchy hole

so there you go.....buy white and you'll be alright!!

Is that the technical term.

Flashraziel

I really don't care about the colour at all anymore. Once after a heavy night drinking I had to use a copy of the Beano. After that colour is the least of my worries

RoyalMarine

Peach

Flashraziel wrote:

I really don't care about the colour at all anymore. Once after a heavy night drinking I had to use a copy of the Beano. After that colour is the least of my worries

stung to use a playboy years ago in school.

Dennis the Stone

Or what about the nutella approach? Patented in student accomodation in Cork. It basically involves using slices of bread.

McSandwich

Peach

I wonder why bog roll manufacturers go to the bother of bleaching the stuff white or dying it peach when it ends up covered in 5hit in a sewer (same with nappies etc...) Why not just keep it's natural colour? whatever that is.

Terry

Peach

Aesthitics. Simple as that.

2 stroke

Colour is irrevalant method is everything. Stand in front of dispenser, reach through and pull until brown stripe disapears.

McSandwich

Peach

2 stroke wrote:

Colour is irrevalant method is everything. Stand in front of dispenser, reach through and pull until brown stripe disapears.

On a bad day that could take a full roll and four flushes... I'd hate to be Sheryl Crowe after 10 pints of Guinness!

Pythia

Peach

White. The bathroom is white. Boyfriend bought peach the other day though. Was a bit suprised tbh.

Mr. CooL ICE

Peach

Going for the value stuff? Disgraceful.

IMO, the more you spend on your toilet paper, the more you value your arse. I value my arse a lot. Its what I sit on for most of the day

philstar

LordChessington wrote:

I value my arse a lot. Its what I sit on for most of the day

and speak through hee hee