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Horse walks into a bar

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  • 14-09-2007 4:08pm
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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭


    A horse walks into a bar,
    The barman asks, "Why the long face?"
    To which the horse replies, "I've got AIDS."


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    littlejp
    Registered Users Posts: 715 ✭✭✭littlejp


    I laughed.
    Does that make me a bad person?


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    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    burn


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    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users Posts: 10,643 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    snyper wrote:
    A horse walks into a bar,
    The barman asks, "Why the long face?"
    To which the horse replies, "I've got AIDS."

    That's s***e!!!


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    that's brilliant! I have one for the bar tonight :D


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    Vic Vinegar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭Vic Vinegar


    snyper wrote:
    A horse walks into a bar,
    The barman asks, "Why the long face?"
    To which the horse replies, "I've got AIDS."


    When i clicked on the link i thought "that old joke, everyone knows that" but no, the punchline has changed with the times (eh?) ... i nearly choked on my tea! 11 out of 10 :D:D


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Mental Mickey and RoyalMarineComm banned for a week.
    Read the Charter.


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    EricM
    Registered Users Posts: 233 ✭✭EricM


    This one is better:

    A horse walks into a bar,
    The barman asks, "Why the long face?"
    To which the horse replies, "I've got HAY fever."


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Hagar wrote:
    Mental Mickey and RoyalMarineComm banned for a week.
    Read the Charter.
    What a bollox joke!


    Nope it actually made me laugh!


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    Mimikyu
    Registered Users Posts: 18,919 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Plug wrote:
    What a bollox joke!
    how DARE you? how dare you insult this man. I would never be as inventive as this man. THE IT BACK AT ONCE!


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I put this one in a sig on another forum...
    I got a temp ban for it...


    <snip>
    Rabies


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    snyper, you have also earned a temp ban from here.
    Duration 1 week.
    PM sent

    You know where to post these types of jokes.

    Please read the charter
    The following are considered "no go" areas for your postings here to the Humour Board...
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    Jokes making fun of issues regarding Paedophiles, Child abuse (suspected or proven)


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