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  • 14-09-2007 4:11pm
    #1
    fabsoul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭


    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
    dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
    girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
    like to go out and make love for the first time.

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
    he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
    pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
    everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
    hed like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
    insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
    busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and
    meets his girlfriend at the door. Oh, Im so excited for you to
    meet my parents, come on in

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
    girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
    and bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
    head down.

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
    leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you
    were this religious.

    The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was
    a pharmacist


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