Sperm Count

Enright

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring

back a semen sample tomorrow."



The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and

gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: Well, doc,

it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I

tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for

help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She

tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth

out, and still nothing.



We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first

with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it

between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! "You

asked your neighbour?"



The old man replied, , "Yep. None of us could get the jar open

Oman

ya i posted the same joke earlier

EdgarAllenPoo

I should have seen that coming, but I didn't. Good one.