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The Robot

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  • 17-09-2007 7:46am
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    Hagar
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    One day dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

    Son returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, " Son why are you late from school?".
    Son answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".
    Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped son on his face.
    His dad told him "Son, this robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied... now come on tell me the truth, why are you late?"
    "Dad I went for a movie",
    "Which movie?"
    "The Ten Commandments",
    Slap!!! the son got a tight slap on the face from the robot.
    "Sorry dad, I lied again, honestly I went for an adult movie."
    Dad: "Shame on you son... when I was your age, I never used to do such shameful things."
    Slap!!!, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot!
    Hearing all this, the wife comes walking out of the kitchen saying, "What do you expect? Like father, like son"
    Slap!!!


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    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Excellent
    Have some yellow pointy shaped things for that one!


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    #3
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭Homer


    Me Likey a lot! :D


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    very funny have some of those yellow yokes


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    fabsoul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭fabsoul


    yep gd one,


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