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  • 18-09-2007 3:15pm
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    patmac
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    Excuse me I'm deleting old emails of my work PC so if I've posted them before sorry.



    Anto's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

    The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl.
    The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.

    The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a fecking, clueless, gobshoite!"

    Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
    "Denise," says the doctor.
    The new mother is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise."
    Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"













    "Denephew "


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