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The Speak Like a German Thread.

Tom Dunne · 2007-09-20 08:44:37

Gooten Morgen. To show our appreciation for that wonderful country that brought us the Reinheitsgebot, BMWs and Turkish Immigrants, and given the fact that the annual beer gorgefest, the Oktoberfest is about to begin, I am starting a thread to celebrate all things German. Das Rules: (I know, I know, Die is the plural for…

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#52 26-09-2007 11:27pm

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Fur der bruders und der autobahnen................

INDICATORS
Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken

SPEEDOMETER
Der Egobooster

PUNCTURE
Die Phatte mit Bludyfúcken

LEARNER
Die Twaten mit Elplatt

ESTATE CAR
Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto

WINDSCREEN WIPER----Die Flippenflappenschittenspredden

FOOTBRAKE
Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik

BREATHALYSER
Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen

SEATBELT
Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper

HEADLIGHTS
Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud

FOG WARNING
Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit

HIGHWAY CODE
Der Wipen fur Arsen

TYRES
Phlattfarts

TRAFFIC JAM
Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten

BACKFIRE
Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme fúckenjumpen

JUGGERNAUT
Der Fukkengret trucken

ACCIDENT
Der Bleedinmess

NEAR ACCIDENT
Der fúcken neer schittenselfen

CYCLIST
Pedalpushen pilloken

REAR VIEW MIRROR----Der Yokhunter TooKlosen

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#53 01-10-2007 9:04pm

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Preusse wrote:

my brothers, I appreciate your thread in raising the profile of my fellow countrymen. May I just remind you that not only beer but the beautifully roast crackling meats come from here as well.

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Best,
Preusse

To embed a youtube video do this:

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so this:

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becomes:

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#54 01-10-2007 9:09pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote:

To embed a youtube video do this:

[noparse]
[/noparse]

so this:

[noparse]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5WoLnOOlU
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becomes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5WoLnOOlU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcQpj2XUsc8

Thank you AC! I was looking all over boards to fin out how to do it.

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#55 01-10-2007 9:11pm

AlmightyCushion

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Preusse wrote:

Thank you AC! I was looking all over boards to fin out how to do it.

No bother. I was actually wondering what happened to your post. For a second I thought boards had fooked up and had posted it in the wrong thread.

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#56 02-10-2007 7:56am

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Alles klar!

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#57 02-10-2007 8:00am

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i don't really want to read this thread, but has anybody made an anti semitic joke?

that would have been funny

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#58 02-10-2007 9:35am

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Mordeth wrote:

i don't really want to read this thread, but has anybody made an anti semitic joke?

that would have been funny

That also would have resulted in a ban.

Danke.

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#59 02-10-2007 11:13am

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Nice thread for me as a German

I tought I could improve my English in this forum

Well, I am THE expert of German beer, especially those which were brewed in catholic monasteries in Bavaria for 1000 years without the pressure to sell the stuff So you can taste they brew it only for their own pleasure.:D

I spent just two Holiday in Ireland and I fell in love with the people, Landscape and culture !

Hope to have nice conversation here

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#60 02-10-2007 11:15am

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SAHD wrote:

Nice thread for me as a German

I tought I could improve my English in this forum

Well, I am THE expert of German beer, especially those which were brewed in catholic monasteries in Bavaria for 1000 years without the pressure to sell the stuff So you can taste they brew it only for their own pleasure.:D

I spent just two Holiday in Ireland and I fell in love with the people, Landscape and culture !

Hope to have nice conversation here

You better not be a wimmin. Fraulein?

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#61 02-10-2007 12:13pm

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Check Herr SAHD's profile.

Kein fraulien - Ein arsch-kikken herr.

I wonder what the Germans make of our total ba$tardisation of the language.
(Ich vunder wot de Bosch manufaktur ov ihr fukkup ov dei lingo-spreche.)

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#62 02-10-2007 12:24pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGp0hCxSg98

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#63 02-10-2007 12:25pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvZnTFpip0

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#64 02-10-2007 1:04pm

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Hill Billy wrote:

Check Herr SAHD's profile.

Kein fraulien - Ein arsch-kikken herr.

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can you translate that into English or German ?

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#65 02-10-2007 1:37pm

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You're not a bird, you're an ass-kicking bloke.

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#66 02-10-2007 1:47pm

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SAHD wrote:

can you translate that into English or German ?

I have just read your profile and just to let you know we have a martial arrts forum here too.

It's here.

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#67 02-10-2007 2:13pm

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Hill Billy wrote:

You're not a bird, you're an ass-kicking bloke.

That´s right - Muay Thai Instructor

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#68 02-10-2007 2:14pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote:

I have just read your profile and just to let you know we have a martial arrts forum here too.

It's here.

Thanks I´ll try that.

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#69 02-10-2007 11:10pm

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Robbo wrote:

Vere is the painting of the fallen madonna mit die big boobies?

I vaz vundering how long eet vood take to get ze allo allo quotes

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#70 03-10-2007 12:12am

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I am liking greatly zis shread. I am loving , how you say, the standing up comedians. I like most the one called Das Bishop.

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