Join teh revolution!!

Jesus Wept

I am giving serious consideration to a revolution of sorts, the type where high ranking government personnel are chased from their quarters by an angry unruly mob brandishing pitch forks, flaming torches and shaking their fists vigerously.


What direction do you envisage that the revolution should take?

Who should the revolution target?

Do you have any special skills, paraphernalia, etc. to aid the revolution?

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Once we have Government control, who would make make good ministers?


I think Ruu would make a good Minister for Finance.

He may not have a financial background, but ruumour has it he got a B1
in Business for his junior cert, and he has got a great eye for a bargain.

Caliden

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Does this revolution contain people who can spell properly?

Doctor DooM

Revolution. The lizard people have it coming

Jesus Wept

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Caliden wrote:

Does this revolution contain people who can spell properly?

As long as they can brandish a pitch fork or a flaming torch they are in, or if they are unable to do this, provide
some of paraphernalia or moral support.

Caliden

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

I can cook a pretty tasty lasagne, does that get me in?

Jesus Wept

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Caliden wrote:

I can cook a pretty tasty lasagne, does that get me in?

Of course, the troops need sustenance!

mmm lasange

Caliden

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Fúck the troops, if I make lasagne it's all for me.

Jesus Wept

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Caliden wrote:

Fúck the troops, if I make lasagne it's all for me.

What use is that to the revolutionaries? None.

Archeron

Allow me to announce the formation of my new company, "Pitchforks R Us". All your angry mob needs under one roof.

Anyone presenting a copy of this post on the opening day gets a free bucket of tar and a bag of feathers with every 10 pack of flaming torches.

Mahatma coat

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

I have a pike in the shed, can I join in your glorious revolution a charra

Caliden

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Archeron wrote:

Allow me to announce the formation of my new company, "Pitchforks R Us". All your angry mob needs under one roof.

Anyone presenting a copy of this post on the opening day gets a free bucket of tar and a bag of feathers with every 10 pack of flaming torches.

I prefer the mob name "Fork You!" or "Go fork yourself"

Jesus Wept

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Mahatma coat wrote:

I have a pike in the shed, can I join in your glorious revolution a charra

But of course, the more the merrier.




It is not my revolution.

[political nonsense]

It is a revolution by the people, for the people and of the people.


You are either with us or against us.


We will smoke them out.


[/political nonsense]

Rob_l

You'll all be first against the walll when the revolution comes

mikemac

Jaguar d'atari.

It started already in Kerry.

I suppose fluroscent yellow jackets are the uniform of this rebel army

Mahatma coat

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Oh I'm allon for smokin

Black Swan

Rig: After your revolution fails, can I get an exclusive on the book and film rights?

Jesus Wept

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Rig: After your revolution fails, can I get an exclusive on the book and film rights?

Ouch baby, ouch.

We don't talk of failure.

MOH

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

mise_me_fein

You're full of sh!t man

ROCKMAN

I'm in but only if I get to push the button for Mary "the hippo " Harney

Jesus Wept

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

ROCKMAN wrote:

I'm in but only if I get to push the button for Mary "the hippo " Harney

Of course you can, a fine suggestion.


The Coalition of the Willing is growing.

ROCKMAN

The-Rigger wrote:

Of course you can, a fine suggestion.


The Coalition of the Willing is growing.

excellent, finally some job satisfaction

thelordofcheese

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Sign me up. Violence is always the answer.

Agent Smith

Will.... will there be cake?

faceman

what are you proposing revolting against? lasagne will make us fat and less able to protest. Make salad instead.

Ruu_Old

I already lost the budget in Vegas...oops. Damn you 13 black. Don't worry, I'll win it all back!

Black Swan

Caesar salad?

User45701

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Caliden wrote:

Does this revolution contain people who can spell properly?

It might but i cant spell propperly and im in it.

humbert

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

It's about time someone stuck it to the man. Keeping us down. Stealing our jobs and taking our wimmin. I'm in!...... someone say cake?

Karoma

Harumph! My attempt to organise a mob was Sin Binned. Bastard AMODs.


What role would you assume, The-Rigger?

ROCKMAN

Ruu wrote:

I already lost the budget in Vegas...oops. Damn you 13 black. Don't worry, I'll win it all back!

just found your new HEAD OF TRIBUNALS

Jesus Wept

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Karoma wrote:

Harumph! My attempt to organise a mob was Sin Binned. Bastard AMODs.


What role would you assume, The-Rigger?

I haven't one in mind...

suggestions on a postcard.

Dara Robinson

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

I heard a french guy call irish "pub complainers". That we do all our complaining in the pub but then do nothing about what is bugging us.

More action I say. Storm and burn building and stuff like that

estebancambias

Pitch forks? What the ****? You want to get rid of this Goverment, you get them where it hurts.

Gizzle

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Mahatma coat wrote:

I have a pike in the shed, can I join in your glorious revolution a charra

I hope you bought that in "What Are You Pike?". Great store, not a huge range though.

meditraitor

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Dara Robinson wrote:

I heard a french guy call irish "pub complainers". That we do all our complaining in the pub but then do nothing about what is bugging us.

More action I say. Storm and burn building and stuff like that

The french embassy seems like a good place to start storming and forking and cake eating






can we have mustard also

MOH

Caliden wrote:

Does this revolution contain people who can spell properly?

P-r-o-p-e-r-l-y. There. Am I in?

Wertz

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Caliden wrote:

Does this revolution contain people who can spell properly?

Hey the idiots we're overthrowing can't either (and they certainly can't add)...about the only thing they are good at is telling lies.

Seriously OP, I was in work listening to radio news most of the day, slowly fuming at the stuff I was hearing; Harney in denial, HSE squandering our money, Bertie the lying bastard, M50 toll increase and then that eejit Ryan killing off what's left of the construction indstry with new regs.
It's either overthrow them or just emigrate....I love my country too much to emigrate permanently, so I'm sticking my name in the hat.

Zaph

meditraitor wrote:

The french embassy seems like a good place to start storming and forking and cake eating






can we have mustard also

I work for a French company, I'll set fire to a few things in the office on Monday.

tolosenc

Vive la Resistance.

jb91

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

My dad makes those big orange traffic diversion signs (the possibilities!). And I got a B in Junior Cert [strike]Propaganda[/strike] CSPE.

Ruu_Old

The-Rigger wrote:

I haven't one in mind...

suggestions on a postcard.

'We are destroying them'.

Jesus Wept

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Wertz wrote:

Hey the idiots we're overthrowing can't either (and they certainly can't add)...about the only thing they are good at is telling lies.

Seriously OP, I was in work listening to radio news most of the day, slowly fuming at the stuff I was hearing; Harney in denial, HSE squandering our money, Bertie the lying bastard, M50 toll increase and then that eejit Ryan killing off what's left of the construction indstry with new regs.
It's either overthrow them or just emigrate....I love my country too much to emigrate permanently, so I'm sticking my name in the hat.

Indeed brother, this is the type of can do blood thirsty attitude the movement needs.

Ruu wrote:

'We are destroying them'.

Fantastic Ruu!

I shall act as Spokesperson of the movement!

FunkyChicken

teh

Jesus Wept

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

FunkyChicken wrote: »

teh

True

Reku

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Ruu wrote: »

I already lost the budget in Vegas...oops. Damn you 13 black. Don't worry, I'll win it all back!

And yet still a better minister for finance than Bertie was IMO...:)

I nominate Monkey-Fudge minister for defence, no-one will dare declare war on our troops with their mighty fecal throw attack!:D (Hellm0 with his dodgy socks can be next in line!:D)

Pighead for minister for education.:rolleyes::p:D

b_beep

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

farohar wrote: »

And yet still a better minister for finance than Bertie was IMO...:)

I nominate Monkey-Fudge minister for defence, no-one will dare declare war on our troops with their mighty fecal throw attack!:D (Hellm0 with his dodgy socks can be next in line!:D)

Pighead for minister for education.:rolleyes::p:D

Now its all starting to come together, count me in. Monkey Fudge Abu!

Hellm0

I proudly offer myself to the cause. Although I'm moving to the US in 3 weeks so that might prove difficult, but like dev I supose I can go over to gather support for our budding new government.

Reku

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Hellm0 wrote: »

I proudly offer myself to the cause. Although I'm moving to the US in 3 weeks so that might prove difficult, but like dev I supose I can go over to gather support for our budding new government.

Fund raising like the IR... I mean Sinn Fein used to do.;)

Hellm0

farohar wrote: »

Fund raising like the IR... I mean Sinn Fein used to do.;)

With US funding we* could buy bigger, better pitchforks brother! The Irish defense force wont know what hit them!

*WE are a legitimate POLITICAL PARTY, that is until such a time as said prong based weaponry is procured.

sdanseo

Je crains le changement. (I fear change)

Archeron wrote: »

Allow me to announce the formation of my new company, "Pitchforks R Us". All your angry mob needs under one roof.

Anyone presenting a copy of this post on the opening day gets a free bucket of tar and a bag of feathers with every 10 pack of flaming torches.

That sounds like a deal. On the way!

FunkyChicken wrote: »

teh

Truly inspired. This movement needs more like him.

Rigger, may I suggest we hang Noel Dempsey from a tall building by the goolies? Please?