Yarrrr

21-09-2007 2:59pm #1

Yarrr! This is my favourite joke so thought Id share it with the boardies!

A pirate walks into a bar, and sticking out of his zipper is a ships steering wheel. He walks to the bar and orders a beer.

The barman says, "Sure, but did u know theres a big steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"

The pirate replies "Yarr, I know, its drivin me nuts!"

The Bollox · 21-09-2007 3:28pm

*bangs head off wall repeatedly*

it shall be used in the pub though

:| · 21-09-2007 5:06pm

What's a pirate's favourite shop?

Spaaaarrrr!

mc nuggets · 22-09-2007 10:01pm

A pirate with an eye patch a wooden leg and a hook hand walks into a bar.
The barman look at him and say "alright mate been a while since i saw you, but what happened to you you look a lot worse than when i saw you last. whats with the wooden leg"
"Yarr" says the pirate "we were sailing the ocean when we spotted a merchant vessel and attacked it, but i got my leg blown off by a cannonball" "Ouch" says the barman "but what with the hand" "well" said the pirate " we boarded the ship, but i got my hand cut off by the enemy captain in single combat" "whats with the eyepatch" to which the pirate responded " well after taking over the merchant ship, we were coming into port and a saegull took a dump in my eye, and ermm the hook hand was new at the time"