Microwave and Time Machine forum

MooseJam

has this happened yet

Jesus Wept

any minute now

Capt'n Midnight

FFS
Been delayed again due to budget cutbacks, it's not like fourteen trillion Altarian dollars is all that much

Orion

Bloody MW&TM noobs. Of course it has happened yet. It just mightn't yet have happened in your yet.

Hermy

Alan Rouge wrote: »

If you can travel fast enough you could travel faster than time.

And just what speed does time travel at? And in what direction?

Red Sleeping Beauty

Hermy wrote: »

And just what speed does time travel at? And in what direction?

That is indeterminable as far as i know.

Jesus Wept

Hermy wrote: »

And in what direction?

Left.

Hermy

Alan Rouge wrote: »

That is indeterminable as far as i know.

Then maybe it's not moving. Maybe it's been sitting still all the while watching us race around trying to outpace it.

The-Rigger wrote: »

Left.

This is interesting T-rig.
When did you see it leave?

Jesus Wept

Yesterday around neighbours time.

Hermy

The-Rigger wrote: »

Yesterday around neighbours time.

Anyone got a fix yet on where it went?

Orion

Hermy wrote: »

Anyone got a fix yet on where it went?

I saw it tomorrow zipping around yesterday. Where is it now I didn't have a clue.

KnifeWRENCH

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

yeah that's the other approach, of course it's very difficult to go faster than the speed of light.

LOL, that's a bit of an understatement.

Anyway hopefully this forum will be created sometime before World War I finishes. The troops need something to boost their morale.

Jesus Wept

I thought Peggy from Eastenders is heading over?

Capt'n Midnight

square_igloo wrote: »

LOL, that's a bit of an understatement.

Anyway hopefully this forum will be created sometime before World War I finishes. The troops need something to boost their morale.

Won't happen as that would violate the timeline even further

We weren't supposed to have had airships, radios, tanks, aeroplanes, submarines, steam turbines, chemical warfare, flamethrowers, sonar, the Haber process, blood transfusion and tractors all suddenly arrive around the same time. There was so much new stuff they couldn't use it all and half it stayed hidden for years.

They tried to pass it off as Alien technology from crashes in the 1890's but we know it was people on entertainment trips taking souvenirs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_airship

Oman

a lot has changed since i left, do penguins still drive massie fergusons

Jesus Wept

No, they're on strike because of the pension levy.

seamus

This has been fun.

TCN is --> that way.

Asiaprod

You have arrived at the nest, have fun.

Orion

Sarky

Jesus, getting the scrapings of the AH barrel was one thing, but we have FORUMS dumping upon TCN as well?!

Jesus Wept

Just a temporary thing Sarky until the forum is approved.
Perhaps it should be moved to Tech.

Sarky

I can't believe a mod would have moved a forum request outside a forum for forum requests. THEY ARE OPPRESSING OUR FREEDOME OF SPEACH

cyberwolf77

Sarky wrote: »

I can't believe a mod would have moved a forum request outside a forum for forum requests. THEY ARE OPPRESSING OUR FREEDOME OF SPEACH

Nothing surprises me anymore really.

Jesus Wept

Sarky wrote: »

I can't believe a mod would have moved a forum request outside a forum for forum requests. THEY ARE OPPRESSING OUR FREEDOME OF SPEACH

They moved it to forum requests rejected and closed it too.
Just a blip.

Capt'n Midnight

The thread is doing a promotional tour of Boards to promote itself.

Sarky

Well I do like microwaves AND time travel.

Moving to After Hours. Because it will get more responses!

partyatmygaff

I approve...

Well atleast my microwave does, its the boss around here.

CianRyan

Closing the poll at 666 was a great idea.

KnifeWRENCH

Yay! I missed this thread.

This was the single greatest forum idea ever, I can't believe we still have nowhere to post our microwave and time machine related issues.

Diabhal Beag

I thought I was hallucinating for a minute although I approve

TomCo

Seriously, with the amount of ****e forums that get approved due to favouritism and golden handjobs you'd think this one would get through a little faster.

Rabies

I like playing games

Jesus Wept

Thanks Rabies. :P
That move is an improvement, we could be quite happy here while are await being moved to somewhere more appropriate, possibly Tech or Soc.

Now we just need to change the sign on the door that says Wanderly Wagon.

Sarky

If we had time machines we could go back and prevent RTE from taping over Wanderly Wagon, and we'd have the show in its entirety today!

LadyJ

This could always be a subforum of watches and timepieces....

Sarky

Possibly, but then what of the microwave aspect? You can't cook a kebab from frozen on a watch.

Well, maybe those atomic clocks, but then the kebab would kill you with radiation sickness, as opposed to the regular kind.

Capt'n Midnight

Point of Information
Wanderly Wagon can travel in space and time.

Not too sure if they had a microwave in the kitchen, but quite possible.

Sarky

I really doubt RTE studios would have coughed up for a microwave oven in the 70's.

Capt'n Midnight

You are forgetting that back in the 1970's you they had RTE Relays. Would have been a simple enough matter to suggest to Kenwood that they were thinking of branching out from TV rentals to Microwave rentals, TV diners and all that. Get one on approval, and tell them that they'll drop it back Thursday week.

Of course by then it will have a few hundred years on the clock ...

Jesus Wept

LadyJ wrote: »

This could always be a subforum of watches and timepieces....

Don't you mean watches and timepieces could be a sub of Microwaves and Time Machines?

Orion

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Not too sure if they had a microwave in the kitchen, but quite possible.

When did you ever see a microwave with a chimney?

Maybe Travel would be a better forum.

cyberwolf77

The-Rigger wrote: »

Don't you mean watches and timepieces could be a sub of Microwaves and Time Machines?

Technically(or pedantically) speaking a watch is a machine designed for telling time

Capt'n Midnight

Macros42 wrote: »

When did you ever see a microwave with a chimney?

OMG :eek:

They've been hiding the waveguide in plain sight all this time - genius.

Sarky

I can't wait to get this forum approved now, It's only a matter of time!

Jesus Wept

Jesus Wept

Jesus Wept

Ahhhh, we were quite happy in wanderly wagon.
Home Appliances isn't especially accurate, very few homes contain time travelling microwave presently.

Perhaps a move to Tech under our own header would be optimal.

Capt'n Midnight

Then again we might as well make the best of it.


If anyone has a Kenwood microwave oven they don't want please let me know, models prior to June 2016 prefered, though I might consider the 2018 Christmas special provided it's no later than revision B

Jesus Wept

I thought revision B was recalled for some reason? Or is that why you want it?

Orion

Model C had a faulty flux capacitor which dropped you 200 years from your intended timedination. This was repaired in model D - but that model was prone to causing paradoxes just by heating a poptart. B was only recalled because some pervs were using it to go to the great orgy era of 3249. The religios went up in arms about it. Apart from that it was a very reliable device.