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Microwave and Time Machine forum

Jesus Wept · 2007-09-22 14:57:56

Pretty self explanatory really, and clearly needed as this thread illustrates. ** Myself and Wertz I wish to put myself forward as a potential moderator. It is a shared feeling of supporters of the forum that Microwave technology and Time Machine technology are inherently linked. Also, please consider the 'Back to the…

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#392 09-07-2008 1:30am
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lads, lets gang up on oman and shoot him. all in the name of the great leader Emperor Daniel O'Donnell

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#393 09-07-2008 3:00am
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It's pointless, he's seeded so many clones of himself through time and space, no-one would actually miss one!

Actually, I'm surprised you didn't think of doing that, JL!

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#394 09-07-2008 10:31pm
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i know ive shot myself so many times its not even fun anymore

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#395 19-07-2008 4:13pm
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+1

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#396 20-07-2008 11:39am
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So......do microwaves act as time machines? Or do time machines act as microwaves?
Because I'd like to go to the 30th Century, but I don't want to send my Super Noodles there.

I'm sure this problem has been dealt with but reading the whole thread would involve effort.

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#397 21-07-2008 10:07pm
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square_igloo wrote: »

So......do microwaves act as time machines? Or do time machines act as microwaves?
Because I'd like to go to the 30th Century, but I don't want to send my Super Noodles there.

I'm sure this problem has been dealt with but reading the whole thread would involve effort.

it's like Schrödinger's cat. it is both things at the same time. it depends on the observer.

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#398 21-07-2008 10:33pm
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square_igloo wrote: »

So......do microwaves act as time machines? Or do time machines act as microwaves?
Because I'd like to go to the 30th Century, but I don't want to send my Super Noodles there.

I'm sure this problem has been dealt with but reading the whole thread would involve effort.

What'll really bake your noodle later is, what happens when the timer runs out?! :eek:

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#399 21-07-2008 10:34pm
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Try it and see.

/sniggers.

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#400 21-07-2008 10:36pm
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The-Rigger wrote: »

Try it and see.

/sniggers.

:eek:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56637568&postcount=5194

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#401 21-07-2008 10:58pm
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oh no you didn't!

:eek:

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#402 21-07-2008 11:01pm
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leninbenjamin wrote: »

it's like Schrödinger's cat. it is both things at the same time. it depends on the observer.

Schrödinger's cat is being has been will be chased by Pavlov's dog.

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#403 21-07-2008 11:03pm
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Hagar wrote: »

Schrödinger's cat is being has been will be chased by Pavlov's dog.

Gotta the first genuine FYP ever! :cool:

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#404 21-07-2008 11:16pm
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The-Rigger wrote: »

I have no idea what is going on.

:eek::eek::eek:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=56638077&postcount=5218

It is clear we have tangled the threads...who broke the space time continuum? Come on, own up!?

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#405 22-07-2008 11:22am
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Mirror wrote: »

What'll really bake your noodle later....

:eek: YOU FILTHY PERVERT! :mad:

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#406 23-07-2008 3:56pm
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Mirror wrote: »

It is clear we have tangled the threads...who broke the space time continuum? Come on, own up!?

sorry. accidentally broke the flux capacitor in my microwave trying to keep away from the damn dog.

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#407 23-07-2008 4:31pm
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leninbenjamin wrote: »

sorry. accidentally broke the flux capacitor in my microwave trying to keep away from the damn dog.

Careful now.

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#408 28-07-2008 5:43pm
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So that's your dog I ran over next month?

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#409 02-08-2008 2:53am
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And by dog you mean....

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#410 02-08-2008 2:57am
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The-Rigger wrote: »

And by dog you mean....

Son and by kinda I mean repeatedly.

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#411 02-08-2008 6:30am
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@ AC

So close...yet so far... shoulda locked the thread tbh...

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#412 02-08-2008 7:04am
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Never fear, our day shall come.
In fact *starts up time machine* IT ALREADY HAS.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to microwave some stegosaurus.

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#413 02-08-2008 12:46pm
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square_igloo wrote: »

Never fear, our day shall come.
In fact *starts up time machine* IT ALREADY HAS.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to microwave some stegosaurus.

What should I have for breakfast?

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#414 02-08-2008 11:18pm
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sueme wrote: »

@ AC

So close...yet so far... shoulda locked the thread tbh...

You see if this forum existed I could create a time machine and go back and lock that thread, thus ensuring the creation of this forum.

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#415 02-08-2008 11:21pm
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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You see if this forum existed I could create a time machine and go back and lock that thread, thus ensuring the creation of this forum.

gah....MY MIND IS MELTING!!!! >.<

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#416 03-08-2008 9:23pm
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Mirror wrote: »

What should I have for breakfast?

"I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time.
So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance" - Steven Wright :D

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#417 08-08-2008 1:57pm
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Bumpski.

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#418 09-08-2008 1:32am
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#419 09-08-2008 2:01am
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Ruu wrote: »

Bumpski.

+1

I mean seriously, I can haz forumz nao??

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#420 14-08-2008 4:37pm
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Surely you mean Srlsy? Vowels were done away with in the Great Alphabet War of 2534.

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#421 15-08-2008 1:14pm
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THERES BEEN A DISTURBANCE IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!!!!

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=56912324&posted=1#post56912324

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