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    #422
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Macros42 wrote: »
    Surely you mean Srlsy? Vowels were done away with in the Great Alphabet War of 2534.

    Crrctn:

    Srly y mn Srsly? Vwls wr dn wy wth n th Grt lphbt Wr f Twntyfv thrtyfr

    (y =! vwl)


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    #423
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    i got a new atomic clock today! no more near annihilations of the space time continuum. :D


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    #424
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    ah, it's not the same. I prefered it when it was a possiblilty.


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    #425
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    ah, it's not the same. I prefered it when it was a possiblilty.

    humph. you wouldn't be saying that the next time you end up with a bill for 3 solar systems, including 14 terrestrial planets and contents, 18,400 inter stellar franchises, 68,000,000 tons of admantium reserves and a packet of cigarettes.


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    #426
    Orion
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    leninbenjamin wrote: »
    humph. you wouldn't be saying that the next time you end up with a bill for 3 solar systems, including 14 terrestrial planets and contents, 18,400 inter stellar franchises, 68,000,000 tons of admantium reserves and a packet of cigarettes.
    Well if you're going to tinker with flux capacitors then you deserve what you get :rolleyes:


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    #427
    Capt'n Midnight
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    leninbenjamin wrote: »
    humph. you wouldn't be saying that the next time you end up with a bill for 3 solar systems, including 14 terrestrial planets and contents, 18,400 inter stellar franchises, 68,000,000 tons of admantium reserves and a packet of cigarettes.
    Just be careful, the last time I ordered an atomic clock they screwed up the order and tried to deliver one made of anti-matter. Spotted it when it started glowing and crosswired the clock on an old sharp microwave. Set the clock for one minute and the time wrapped around to minus infinity, so I've a lovely atomic clock perfect in all respects apart from the fact it's running backwards.


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    #428
    Oman
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    the atomic clock is the worst thing since double sliced bread


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    #429
    JIZZLORD
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    stfu Bread³ rocks


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    #430
    Orion
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    pic9qu2.jpg


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    #431
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Just be careful, the last time I ordered an atomic clock they screwed up the order and tried to deliver one made of anti-matter. Spotted it when it started glowing and crosswired the clock on an old sharp microwave. Set the clock for one minute and the time wrapped around to minus infinity, so I've a lovely atomic clock perfect in all respects apart from the fact it's running backwards.

    wait. you **** up and then blame the clock?
    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    stfu Bread³ rocks

    he was talking about Bread²™
    Oman wrote: »
    the atomic clock is the worst thing since double sliced bread

    you suck. let's see you time a jump to 0.00000000457 of second then...


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    #432
    Capt'n Midnight
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    leninbenjamin wrote: »
    wait. you **** up and then blame the clock?
    Do you seriously think I'd order an anti-clock and have it sent to my own address ?


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    #433
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Do you seriously think I'd order an anti-clock and have it sent to my own address ?

    yes


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    #434
    KnifeWRENCH
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G4O5AMSevc


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    #435
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 83,350 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    i hear some dude is actually doing work on a time machine. i saw it for a minute on discovery channel before my dad changed the channel but it had something to do with a laser array and sending particles back in time to transmit information. the drawback of the design was though, that you could only send particles back as far as when the machine was turned on.... so it all sounds like hooblah to me but hey.


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    #436
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,856 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    I remember that! It was a good idea by Prof. Ronald Mallett but he was on the wrong track. When Prof. Walter Howzer discovered particle transmission using waveforms (which eventualised with Micro Waves), he lost the plot and went mad!


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    #437
    Orion
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    time-travel-mart-marquee.jpg


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    #438
    Nailz
    Registered Users Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Nailz


    Tick Tock Tick Tock...


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    #439
    KnifeWRENCH
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    Nailz wrote: »
    Tick Tock Tick Tock...

    .....Take a chance you stupid ho.


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    #440
    Orion
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    Look at this noob. No mention of microwaves anywhere. Black holes my ass.


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    #441
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    Macros42 wrote: »
    Look at this noob. No mention of microwaves anywhere. Black holes my ass.

    weak attempt. i've added him to the association's blacklist.


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    #442
    Orion
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    retroactively I hope.


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    #443
    reggiethefirst
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    I want in. What's the initiation like?

    Anyone ever see Primer? I will be aaron someday.

    Every half metre, everywhere.


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    #444
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    Macros42 wrote: »
    retroactively I hope.

    hey, i can't be in every temporal location at once you know.


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    #445
    Orion
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    you can if you use the new micromicrowave 6000.


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    #446
    Rowley Birkin QC
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    666 Yes votes. It is foretold.


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    #447
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    Macros42 wrote: »
    you can if you use the new micromicrowave 6000.

    ah yeah, but what about the subconscious overload? those are some pretty invasive procedures to sort that out.


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    #448
    Orion
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    some people are into that kind of thing


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    #449
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Macros42 wrote: »
    some people are into that kind of thing
    http://www.microwavesex.com/ms.png


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    #450
    Hagar
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    Jacob Von Hogflume Memorial


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    #451
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,856 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    I remember going to the ceremony for that. There was a free bar afterwards and I got so s**t faced!


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