Microwave and Time Machine forum

FarmerGreen

Sarky wrote: »

I was wondering if we'd missed something...

You are not going to last.
Undo the mad stuff.
Maybe they wont notice.

Jesus Wept

Moved to The Cuckoo's Nest, God Speed little thread! Come back when you're hungry...

Sarky

Great Scott! Yay!

I was talking to Dav next year, he says it's only a matter of time before we get our forum.

Jesus Wept

^Will hold him to this.

Sarky

Oh, he hasn't been convinced yet. But just you wait.

Deki

what did you have to do to convince him?

Sarky

I can't tell you, it would cause a temporal paradox.

Deki

mmm- wouldn't want that. My temporals may already be paradox. I should go get them checked.

Capt'n Midnight

*waits*

Jesus Wept

/holds breath

chucken1

Annnnddddd BLOW

Squarewave

If such a forum has been created at some time in the future and the posters have, through rigorous discussion, discovered a method of time travel and constructed a time machine, why haven't they travelled back here to inform of us of the superior microwave technology they possess and save generations of people from meals that are hot on the outside and cold on they inside?

WHY?!

Saila

poll was closed at 666 yes votes!

Deki

What does that tell ya? Just like Granny said "microwaves and time machines are tools of the devil!":eek:
You should always listen to your Granny.:)

kerash

Jesus Wept

Sarky

Is this... a vision of the future???

Deki

the future is now. Quick back into the time machine !

Star Lord

Microwaves? Where we're going, we don't need microwaves!!!

FTGFOP

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

http://www.simprograms.com/downloads/content/sims1/7dsBillandTedPhoneBooth.png

Doesn't that pic cost them just as much bandwidth as the pic you actually wanted to hotlink?

Star Lord

I went back in time and fixed it...

<.<
>.>

FTGFOP

omg, thax!

Can you grab me the actual url of the pony image too?

Star Lord

No, sorry, I can only move forwards or backwards through time, not sideways or slantways

FTGFOP

Can you warm food, melt fine cheeses?

Star Lord

Personally, or with the phone booth?

(I can if I clench really hard)

FTGFOP

I thought we were talking about a microwave, actually.

Capt'n Midnight

o/

FTGFOP

\o

Capt'n Midnight

FTGFOP wrote: »

\o

but that's not a microwave :P

Insect Overlord

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

but that's not a microwave :P

o/

FTGFOP

o/\o

Sindri

FTGFOP wrote: »

o/\o

o/\o
o\

FTGFOP

%

Jesus Wept

hi

Sindri

The-Rigger wrote: »

hi

How did your axe recital go? Hmmmm?

aaronjumper

I actually posted first. But then hit the wrong button and now my post is here.

Jesus Wept

aaronjumper wrote: »

I actually posted first. But then hit the wrong button and now my post is here.

I've thanked this post, just letting you know in case it's not showing in your time.

Sindri wrote: »

How did your axe recital go? Hmmmm?

Wha? :cool:

kerash

my chin itches it was my xhin but now it's just chosineng ffs that is's r diucickonlys

Capt'n Midnight

Jesus Wept

Could you enlarge that picture please? It's tiny, I can barely make it out on my display.

Capt'n Midnight

The-Rigger wrote: »

Could you enlarge that picture please? It's tiny, I can barely make it out on my display.

it's tiny

it's only postage stamp sized on my iphone 7 but looks great when I fire up the holographic display

Jesus Wept

my new iphone42z is buggy obviously. They really should fire Steve Jobs again.

Capt'n Midnight

The-Rigger wrote: »

They really should fire Steve Jobs again.

Which one ?

it's so hard to keep up with all the clones , especially after his copyright expired

Jesus Wept

I liked your post but now that feature is gone. Stupid time differences.

Seth Brundle

I see one of the old unreliable ACT 2SP-2 is up for sale.

The ACT 2SP-1 was bad but as many of you may remember, this one was a disaster. I remember taking one for a test flight (a gift for my 70th birthday) and it damn near killed me. The fact that you needed four technicians around constantly to keep fixing it meant that there was pretty much no room inside it.

Still, wasn't ACT's next generation version released in the late 2080s a vastly improved version?

Capt'n Midnight

No it wasn't.

Do you remember the SP-5's ?
The ones that were so bad they couldn't give away. Well turns out some marketing genius reckoned they could fob them off as SP-3's by sending them back in time to a time when their defects weren't know.

Would have been a complete disaster except one of the engineers "accidentally" sent them back 1,500 years into a chamber in the Great Pyramid of Cholula. Fun and games once the historical societies got involved. By the time they got the legal issues sorted the machines had aged over a thousand years which weeded out the worst of them.

r3nu4l

I kinda liked the original, if you were handy with an ion plasma rivet gun (remember those, retro baby, retro!!) you could add the fluxing module from the SP77 Mark 4 that would be built 70 years later! That really stabilised things. Although getting to 70 years in the future in the first instance was always going to be a risk, it was worth it just for the fluxing module. Cheap too at only 5 million Northern BitDollars, although I later heard that if you took a parallel temporal trail you could even pick them up for 2 million of the short lived Eurolian bits!!

Capt'n Midnight

Eurolian bits!! LOL

The day I queued up for to get an N21 fusion reactor core reflector and tried to pay in bitcoins , had my dates mixed up and it was six months after the Hasberg-Ko algorithm had made predicting them so easy they were worthless. Luckily enough I had a couple of thousand Eurolian bits on me, worth a fortune , collectors items at that stage since the rest had oxidised to dust.

2 stroke

That machine is well before its best after date, my advice stay away from it, you could end up beside the future, or worse still, under the past.

Jesus Wept

I remember when people were into the microwaving too.