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Microwave and Time Machine forum

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    #542
    Orion
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Not too sure if they had a microwave in the kitchen, but quite possible.

    When did you ever see a microwave with a chimney?

    Maybe Travel would be a better forum.


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    #543
    cyberwolf77
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    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Don't you mean watches and timepieces could be a sub of Microwaves and Time Machines?

    :)
    Technically(or pedantically) speaking a watch is a machine designed for telling time


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    #544
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Macros42 wrote: »
    When did you ever see a microwave with a chimney?
    OMG :eek:

    They've been hiding the waveguide in plain sight all this time - genius.


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    #545
    Sarky
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    I can't wait to get this forum approved now, It's only a matter of time!


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    #546
    Jesus Wept
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    timetravel.jpg


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    #547
    Jesus Wept
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    #548
    Jesus Wept
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    Ahhhh, we were quite happy in wanderly wagon.
    Home Appliances isn't especially accurate, very few homes contain time travelling microwave presently.

    Perhaps a move to Tech under our own header would be optimal.


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    #549
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Then again we might as well make the best of it.


    If anyone has a Kenwood microwave oven they don't want please let me know, models prior to June 2016 prefered, though I might consider the 2018 Christmas special provided it's no later than revision B


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    #550
    Jesus Wept
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    I thought revision B was recalled for some reason? Or is that why you want it?


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    #551
    Orion
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    Model C had a faulty flux capacitor which dropped you 200 years from your intended timedination. This was repaired in model D - but that model was prone to causing paradoxes just by heating a poptart. B was only recalled because some pervs were using it to go to the great orgy era of 3249. The religios went up in arms about it. Apart from that it was a very reliable device.


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    #552
    Doctor DooM
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    *Wanders by Home Appliances, doing his modly duties


    Pauses a second, does a double take


    Pretty sure this thread wasn't here tomorrow...*


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    #553
    cyberwolf77
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    Doctor DooM wrote: »
    *Wanders by Home Appliances, doing his modly duties


    Pauses a second, does a double take


    Pretty sure this thread wasn't here tomorrow...*
    I'm pretty sure it's touring every forum.


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    #554
    Doctor DooM
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    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure it's touring every forum.

    Actually I would say it eists in every forum, it's just the act of observation collapses the quantum wave into a sungulaity, which is currently this forum.


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    #555
    cyberwolf77
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    Doctor DooM wrote: »
    Actually I would say it eists in every forum, it's just the act of observation collapses the quantum wave into a sungulaity, which is currently this forum.
    Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Quantum theory gives me a headache.


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    #556
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Doctor DooM wrote: »
    Actually I would say it eists in every forum, it's just the act of observation collapses the quantum wave into a sungulaity, which is currently this forum.
    Not only that but it also exists at every point in time in each forum. Though lots of people observing it can change the apparent outcome.


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    #557
    cyberwolf77
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Not only that but it also exists at every point in time in each forum. Though lots of people observing it can change the apparent outcome.
    This sounds like that stupid guy who put a cat in a box. I kniw what you get if you put a cat in a box. A pissed off cat!


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    #558
    Doctor DooM
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    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    This sounds like that stupid guy who put a cat in a box. I kniw what you get if you put a cat in a box. A pissed off cat!

    What if you put it in a microwave?


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    #559
    cyberwolf77
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    irradiated and pissed off cat.


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    #560
    Doctor DooM
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    My microwave is making a strange noise. Kinda like a ...vworp.

    And I think it's bigger than it used to be.


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    #561
    Gambler
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    stop-time.jpg


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    #562
    phasers
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    Hey, this forum is for serious discussion of timey wimey stuff!


    Not a sonic screwdriver in sight :(


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    #563
    User45701
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    what do you do if your microware is broken and only turns on when the door is open and wont work when the door is closed?


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    #564
    phasers
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    User45701 wrote: »
    what do you do if your microware is broken and only turns on when the door is open and wont work when the door is closed?
    Get a new microwave!


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    #565
    Doctor DooM
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    User45701 wrote: »
    what do you do if your microware is broken and only turns on when the door is open and wont work when the door is closed?

    Travel back in time to when it worked.


    Duh.


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    #566
    User45701
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    you can use a broken microwave to travel back in time? ive been using a jury rigged external 33k modem!


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    #567
    Orion
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    While I accept there is an art to successful time travel having this very informative and educational thread under the Arts category is a bit odd.


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    #568
    cyberwolf77
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    Macros42 wrote: »
    While I accept there is an art to successful time travel having this very informative and educational thread under the Arts category is a bit odd.
    This is just where it's waveform has temporarily collapsed, it shall be moving along soon enough.


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    #569
    Jesus Wept
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    funny-pictures-cat-comes-out-of-washing-machine-expecting-the-future.jpg


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    #570
    cyberwolf77
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    time_machine.jpg


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    #571
    Orion
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    1174324818-time_machine_cat_1.b.jpg


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