So anyway...

mickrourke

So anyway, Batman came up to me yesterday, hit me over the head with a ming vase and said "T'PAU!" I said, "don't you mean "KERPOW!". He said "No, I've got China in my hands"

no, theres no need to ring the doorbell, i'll be waiting outside the humour forum

keano_afc

Cheque in the post to the Today FM breakfast show....

Hagar

There's never a sniper on the grassy knoll when you need one.

Wacker

I actually don't get it. I feel very special right now.

mickrourke

Wacker wrote:

I actually don't get it. I feel very special right now.

Maybe one for the oldies, sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI-dbDh62s8

Hagar

That'd be Carol Decker.

mickrourke

Hagar wrote:

That'd be Carol Decker.

Now, now Hagar. Stop drooling all over your keyboard.
although I am secretly impressed by your vast musical knowledge

Hagar

I'm a fountain of useless knowledge.

patmac

Are you sure you can mention them here after the GOS thread, I actually scored an ugly version of her my mates were well impressed at the time, God I feel old now:(

Hagar

The closeure of the GOS was a preventative measure. I was later informed that as we were only discussing his 70's career and not promoting or mentioning current or future performances it was kosher.

mickrourke

patmac wrote:

I actually scored an ugly version of her my mates were well impressed at the time, God I feel old now:(

So what you're saying is you went looking for this?

mickrourke

And then ended up with this?
Thats a result alright

Wacker

mickrourke wrote:

And then ended up with this?
Thats a result alright

I never realised until now that Nausicans are a total rip off of the Predator! Possibly because I haven't thught about Nausicans for at least ten years.

mickrourke

Wacker wrote:

I never realised until now that Nausicans are a total rip off of the Predator! Possibly because I haven't thught about Nausicans for at least ten years.

**aside to wacker**
Oh Shush Wacker!! Don't be saying that! Don't be saying that Patmac got off with an alien.


Never mind Pat, we all know it wasn't an alien, we know it was was Carol Decker, there, there, it's ok...

**winks at wacker**

Hagar

Here's a pic of Carol's sister, you think she was her double. Linky.


Taxi. Quick FFS...

mickrourke

Hagar wrote:

Here's a pic of Carol's sister, you think she was her double. Linky.


Taxi. Quick FFS...

Why use a taxi when you can use Carols sister?
Here, I even have some small change.
"Home Carols Sister! And don't spare the horses!"

The Bollox

I want to kill myself after all the puns, esp. the double decker one. damn you Hagar and your children and your childrens children, damn you all to hell!



for 3 months

Victor

This is the Nausicaan's sister.

mickrourke

Her younger sister is also quite tasty!!!!

patmac

Brilliant, I hope your not insinuating that she looked like the back end of a bus, your pics were pretty accurate Mick, although I can safely say I never went to bed with an ugly girl, but I woke up with a few;)

endplate

Is this fella any relation to the Decker clan

http://www.ee.duke.edu/~drsmith/cloaking/predator.jpg

mickrourke

patmac wrote:

Brilliant, I hope your not insinuating that she looked like the back end of a bus, your pics were pretty accurate Mick, although I can safely say I never went to bed with an ugly girl, but I woke up with a few;)

Well at least YOU have been to bed with a girl, there's some people on here who haven't...

well not girls that invited them, or were alive, or were alive much longer after they invited them. You know who i'm talking about. Oh yes, I'm looking at you!