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No lie.

Ed D. · 2007-09-26 10:13:47

A man and woman meet in a bar. They start chatting. He buys her a couple drinks and they hit it off. Eventually the woman agrees to go home and spend the night with him, but first warns, "This is a padded bra, so I hope you're not disappointed when we get to your place." The man responds, "No problem, I'm hung like a…

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26-09-2007 11:13am

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Ed D.

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A man and woman meet in a bar. They start chatting. He buys her a couple drinks and they hit it off. Eventually the woman agrees to go home and spend the night with him, but first warns, "This is a padded bra, so I hope you're not disappointed when we get to your place." The man responds, "No problem, I'm hung like a baby."

They get back to the man's apartment. The woman removes her bra and, sure enough, fried eggs. The man then removes his trousers and the woman falls back, shocked and gasping. She says, "I thought you were hung like a baby?" The man replies, "I am. Eight pounds, 21 inches."

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#2 26-09-2007 12:25pm
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..... and sh!t 5 times a day

good joke

/throws stars

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