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Dead Smiles

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  • 27-09-2007 12:39pm
    #1
    Sengoku79
    Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭


    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very
    big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his
    results after the examination.

    "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to
    his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the
    Coroner.

    "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
    it all on whisky. Died of alcohol Poisoning, hence the
    smile."

    The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

    "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.
    Paddy from Kerry, 30, struck by lightning."

    "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

    "Thought he was having his picture taken."


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