Rocket Fuel

sillymoo2007

Steve & Mike were drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics
in
Dublin Airport.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with
nothing to do.

Steve said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Mike says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
buzz.

You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
octane hooch and get completely smashed.

The next morning Steve wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings...It's Mike. Mike says, "Hey, how do you feel this
morning?"

Steve says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Mike says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Steve says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing.

"We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah sure..... well there's just one thing...

"What's that?" asks Steve

"Have you farted yet?" asks Mike

"No..."

"Well, DON'T,

"Why ? "

"Cause I'm in Cork ".

It wasn't me!

Hah! I like it.

mickrourke

Good joke.
think I'll get a job in Aer lingus if the beers that good
Maybe not as a pilot though

fabsoul

very good joke.