microwave

kev_s88

what do you call a chinese guy in a microwave???


PING!!

Green Giant

What do you call a Chinese church bell ringer?

DONG!

Homer

What did the Chinese parents name their child who was born with no arms?

Sum Ting Wong

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<rabies snip> no racial jokes please

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What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

"Two Can Chew"

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xzanti

Chinese man walking sideways through a turnstyle.. He going to bangkok

johnnyrotten

Jesus

kev_s88

i know.

we're all going to hell!!!


but its so weird

Scrotum

Chinese baby with a sh***y nappy

Sak apoopoo.

Chinese car thief

Tommy nikamomo.

<rabies snip> no child abuse jokes please

arghh

Chinese Homosexual
Chew Man Chew

Homer

LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE...

Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift
Dum Gai A stupid person
Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a
fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia Approach me
Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi Not very good
Lin Ching An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding Achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse
Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice
Si-Ling Fan A device to keep you cool
Sum Dum Fuk Irritating drivers

The Bollox

man who drop watch in toilet have shítty time

Homer

Confucious say...

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

im_invisible

how high is a chinaman
how long is his brothers name