Advice on wimmin for the gosuns!

slavetothegrind

Dear Brothers,

As i hasten my way to the bottom of yet another bottle the memory of my first lecture on the subject of sex ( with wimmen )comes flooding back.

'Twas a summers evening on my uncles farm, he was standing with his mate who was rebuilding the pumphouse wall after an incident earlier in the week.
I was 12, the tractor was big and hard to control......

Anyways they were discussing a barn dance that night and as i approached i overheard them discussing the amount of shafting that would be occuring at the said event. Upon spotting me the uncle hushed the friend, but he was having none of it.

" Shure he has to learn sometime!"
" all as ya need to know gosun is ya put it in with yer hand and bate it home with yer arse!"

This edict, nay commandment has stood me in good stead to this day and pleased me no end!
Sure wimmins come and go but i'm only interested in the former.....:D

Ruu_Old

Careful now, they might want a piece of that farm! :eek:

cance

in the wise words of my fiancé's father:

"keep your dick in your pants son, no funny business."

hes a legend.

Hagar

Have a bloody good look at her mother, it's like looking into a time machine.
It's scary how like her she will end up.

Doctor DooM

Hagar wrote:

Have a bloody good look at her mother, it's like looking into a time machine.
It's scary how like her she will end up.

Ah, there's no need for that. Just trade her in for a younger model!

cance

Hagar wrote:

Have a bloody good look at her mother, it's like looking into a time machine.
It's scary how like her she will end up.

adoption throws a spanner in that works

The Hill Billy

"Remember son, they're all split with the same axe."