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What will be written on your tombstone?

Fanny Wank · 2007-10-03 18:41:18

either 'I told you I could eat the whole thing' or possibly 'Seriously ladies, necrophilia is not a crime'.

03-10-2007 7:41pm

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either 'I told you I could eat the whole thing' or possibly 'Seriously ladies, necrophilia is not a crime'.

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#2 03-10-2007 7:43pm

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Here lieth Les. No more, no Les.

I wish my name were Les

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#3 03-10-2007 7:45pm

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boreds wrote:

Here lieth Les. No more, no Les.

I wish my name were Les

LOL

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#4 03-10-2007 7:46pm

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Billy Connolly wants a memorial stone with very fine print so people would have to get up close to read "You’re standing on my balls"

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#5 03-10-2007 7:47pm

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#6 03-10-2007 7:50pm

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Either "/life" or my epitaph written upside down.

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#7 03-10-2007 7:52pm

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#8 03-10-2007 8:07pm

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#9 03-10-2007 8:10pm

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#10 03-10-2007 8:10pm

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#11 03-10-2007 8:16pm

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#12 03-10-2007 8:22pm

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I'd like to be buried at sea, the mother-in-law wants to dance on my grave.

What about the old Celtic tradition buried upright with sword and shield facing the land of your enemies.

Failing that, I'd go with the Spike Milligan quote, "I told you I was sick".

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#13 03-10-2007 8:22pm

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I see dead people.

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#14 03-10-2007 8:23pm

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Hagar wrote:

I'd like to be buried at sea, the mother-in-law wants to dance on my grave.

What about the old Celtic tradition buried upright with sword and shield facing the land of your enemies.

Failing that, I'd go with the Spike Milligan quote, "I told you I was sick".

Spike Millagan is dead? wtf

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#20 03-10-2007 9:33pm

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I died and went to heaven and all I got was this lousy tombstone.

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#21 03-10-2007 9:35pm

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#22 03-10-2007 10:05pm

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Toomstone Generator.

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#23 03-10-2007 10:14pm

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The-Rigger wrote:

Toomstone Generator.

There's a generator for everything nowadays.

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#24 03-10-2007 10:18pm

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I'd prefer to be cremated tbh

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I'd prefer to be cremated tbh

Good one.

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Wertz wrote:

"Oh no, not again!"

Damn, I wanted that one.
I guess I'll just have to go with
"He's not dead, he's resting"

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Good one.

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http://www.howtoavoidthebummerlife.com/weblog/archives/grave2.jpg

Revenge, gravestone style.

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#39 03-10-2007 10:57pm

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Something like these Russian mobsters would be nice:

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wyndham wrote:

Something like these Russian mobsters would be nice:

oddly enough they look just like the ones trahvellers stick up these days. Except those mobster ones are more restrained :eek:

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AlmightyCushion wrote:

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Just kidding joe, didn't mean any offense!

haha i know

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