Exercise - The futility

Hagar

If I do 1 hours exercise everyday for say the next 30 years of my life I might live longer.

Now lets look at that, if I run continuously for 65 weeks over 30yrs I'll get a few extra weeks when I'm 80, but are they equal to the weeks wasted running in circles when I was in my prime?

Swap a week drinking and chorousing now for a week 30 years from now p1ssing yourself and dribbling. What do you think?

I think I'll go to the bar. Excercise is stupid.

slavetothegrind

Agreed. Futile plus a self expulsion from BGRH.
Non-sensical.

Though i find some benefit from the trips to the fridge for libation ( when missus not on premises obviously ) Goodies are to be found there!

Also alternating arms whilst embibing performs the dual role of RSI prevention and sensory backup ( is there sufficient in can for a good swally or should i send for new one now?)

Hagar

joeclif wrote:

Agreed. Futile plus a self expulsion from BGRH.

Stop the lights there boss! I hope your not insinuating that I exercise? :eek:

Them's fighting words where I come from, but you're lucky, I don't live there anymore.

No, a guy I work with is an exercise fanatic and a few of us were trying to convince him of the futility of his actions. He couldn't see the flaw in swapping time in the prime of his life for possible time in the twilight years.

Senna

Hagar wrote:

30 years from now p1ssing yourself and dribbling.

yeah, but then, you wont be nagged to do any house work, go down to the shop to get what she forgot earlier, cut the grass, fix what she broke, etc etc.

i'm looking forward to that, plus when you get to that stage, you can say whatever the feck you want, whenever you want, to who ever you want.

i'm just biding my time here.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you might have different opinion when you're 80

Senna

Mordeth wrote:

you might have different opinion when you're 80

in all honestly, if i make it to 80, my only opinion will be 'i cant believe i'm still here'

HashSlinging

sudoku is the only exercise i need.

Blackhorse Slim

Hagar wrote:

If I do 1 hours exercise everyday for say the next 30 years of my life I might live longer.

Now lets look at that, if I run continuously for 65 weeks over 30yrs I'll get a few extra weeks when I'm 80, but are they equal to the weeks wasted running in circles when I was in my prime?

Swap a week drinking and chorousing now for a week 30 years from now p1ssing yourself and dribbling. What do you think?

I get the feeling you're preaching to the choir on this one...

The Hill Billy

Sorry to off topic Hagar, but there's a wee lesson to be learnt here...

Senna wrote:

you wont be nagged to do any house work

She nags, you go to pub. Rules is rules.

Senna wrote:

go down to the shop to get what she forgot earlier

Opportunity to pop into pub before & after buying pint of milk, KY Jelly, or whatever.

Senna wrote:

cut the grass

Bit of a contentious one this, on one hand it could be construed as exercise, on the other - an excuse to drink more to slake your rabid thirst.

Senna wrote:

fix what she broke, etc etc.

Opportunity to pop into pub on way back from Woodies.

Hagar

What's a Woodies???

trout

Hagar wrote:

Swap a week drinking and chorousing now for a week 30 years from now p1ssing yourself and dribbling. What do you think?

There is no pleasure worth foregoing now for an extra year in the geriatric ward .... John Mortimer :cool:

cance

PUUUULEEASE.

I'd prefer not to spend more time in nappies, childhood was bad enough. The day i can no longer wipe my hole is hte day ill stop breathing.

Live fast, die young, leave a wonderful stain.

Slow Motion

Hagar wrote:

What's a Woodies???

It's what you get on steak and BJ night

stevenmu

The thing about excersise is that it doesn't just let you live longer, it keeps you in your prime longer. So an while the average 80 year old is drooling and pissing themselves from senility. The 80 year old who excerised is going to be drooling and pissing themselves from the 3 bottles of whiskey they drank with their breakfast.

Plus daily excersise is easy, simply run straight to the pub when you get home from work. For extra benefit jump up and down at the bar, also ensuring you get your pint as quickly as possible. If you're feeling really energetic, run to the chipper afterwards too, thus beating the queues. And finally walking in a swaying zigzagging manner means you walk further, so walking home is great excersise too.

I'm pretty sure this is what they mean by "cross-training"

smellslikeshoes

Right lads I'm going to make this as simple as possible to understand.
Exercise=better body which in turn equals MORE SEX. Who cares about living longer we all know what we are after.

The Hill Billy

smellslikeshoes wrote:

Right lads I'm going to make this as simple as possible to understand.
Exercise=better body which in turn equals MORE SEX. Who cares about living longer we all know what we are after.

It'll be a cold day in hell before I take sex advice from someone who calls themself "smellslikeshoes".



Get away back to the bottom of your built in wardrobe!

smellslikeshoes

Hill Billy wrote:

It'll be a cold day in hell before I take sex advice from someone who calls themself "smellslikeshoes".



Get away back to the bottom of your built in wardrobe!

Likewise sir I wouldn't take said advice from someone called hill billy, think its time you finished up your possum gumbo and cleaned out the outhouse

The Hill Billy

smellslikeshoes wrote:

Likewise sir I wouldn't take said advice from someone called hill billy, think its time you finished up your possum gumbo and cleaned out the outhouse

When ah'm a-dun wid mah cuzzin.

Here's me & mah brudder. He de ugly un'.