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Turner Brown

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  • 04-10-2007 11:02pm
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    Curran
    Registered Users Posts: 4,377 ✭✭✭


    A skinny little Irish guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
    HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
    staring at him, looks down and says in a deep voice: "7 feet tall, 350
    pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testic!e, 3 pound right testic!e,
    Turner Brown".

    The white man faints and falls to the floor.

    The big guy kneels down and brings him to by shaking him and asks,
    "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What
    EXACTLY did you say to me?"

    The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
    you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
    tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testic!e
    weighs 3 pounds, my right testic!e weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
    Turner Brown."

    The small guy says, "Turner Brown?... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
    'Turn around!'"


    Sorry if its been posted before - not on humour forum often


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