Things Culchies Like

barneysplash

Things Culchies like:

1 A nice bit a ham
2 Buttered biscuits.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Cheese & Onion Tayto
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A grand stretch in the evenings.
9 Lucozade - but only the old kind you bring to people in hospital in the red plastic wrapper.
10 Sharon Shannon and her squeeze-box.
12 A dinner dance
16 Spitting on their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe cap boots
18 A big bowl a carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at the beach
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle a mineral.
25 Bare Knuckle Fighting DVDs
27 The Hurling aka "the stick fightin'"
28 Being overweight.
29 Women who resemble Hefers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 Giving tips about horses or greyhounds
36 Building walls.
38 Pretending to like mass
40 A good blackthorn walkin' stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf fires, "because Sentirl heatin's for weemin".
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 America, and anything to do with it.
52 Geein the dog a baytin.
53 Geein the wife a baytin.
54 Saying JFK was a great man.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61.Saying someone "formed a Guard of Honour"
62.Saying they don't know anything about computers.
63.Holy Medals.
64.Saying there'll never be anyone like Elvis again.
65. Saying they knew a fella when they were younger that had a trial with Man United.
66. Saying "that fella's on drugs"
67. Not using condoms.
68. Saying "that's a fine shovel/pick-axe/hammer" when they see tools.
69.Saying "Howya Father" to preists.
70. Calling The Daily Star "The Paper"
73. Saying that all the men from Poland/Lithuania etc are all "Ex Russian Army"
75. Pretending to like the Late Late show.
76.Drinking tea in the garden and throwing the last sup over the grass.

Karl Hungus

barneysplash wrote:

6 Cheese & Onion Tayto

You have to be a culchie to like them?

cazzy

19 should read outside croke park - seriously I know people that do this all the time,
24 is a can a mineral (or a tin a coke)

You forgot -

77. they know all the words to the Joyce county ceili band
78. they love coppers on a saherday
79. they sing the national amthem at the end of the disco
80. The Irish Catholic newspaper
81. The pope
82. Sale of works

barneysplash

Sure aren't we all a bit of a culchie at heart?


I know that sometimes sticking on Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks just feels right.

Or that special something that I feel when I see a brand new shiny combine harvester on the road.

I don't know, wih all dese compooters and teknolagee maybe we've lost something that bog people retain.

barneysplash

cazzy wrote:

78. they love coppers on a saherday

Whats that mean?

I thougt I was au fait with the muddy masses

Wishbone Ash

That list has been posted here loads of times barney! :rolleyes:

barneysplash

Wishbone Ash wrote:

That list has been posted here loads of times barney! :rolleyes:

I hear you but me and my mates thought up a few new ones and added them in, just for fun. The times may change and our country cousins have changes with them


Anybody any thoughts on what culchies make of the internet?

dak

Culchies on the internet

1) WWW..........3 volkswagons !
2) The Net..........whos going fishing ?
3) Broadband.......big bit of the old lastic band
4) Router............AA trip planner
5) ASDL .........small Ass from Donegal
6) Browsing ......first Sat in Dec for the shopping in Dublin
7) E-mail.......mail for the lads
8) Virus...........mastitis
9) Surfing......when the bald car tyres lose grip
10) On-line.........keepin the car between the ditches

xzanti

24 A bottle a mineral.

LMFAO

MOH

83. Skipping numbers in the list to make it look like there are more items in the list than there actually are

MarkR

A buttered rich tea biccie would go down well now...

barneysplash

xzanti wrote:

24 A bottle a mineral.

LMFAO

Actually, written in the original mother tongue of the shams it's pronounced:

" A bahal a minderil "

Please accept my apologies for the crude translation

biko

61 things Jackeens like:

01 Aslan
02 Heroin (See 1)
03 Stealin'
04 Joy-ridin'
05 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"
06 Shamrock Rovers
07 Social welfare
08 Keyin' Cars
09 Pop Idol
10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
12 Compo
13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco, Corpo)
15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
16 John Player Blue
17 Burberry
18 Burglary
19 Fair City
20 Celtic shirts
21 'Taches
22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
23 Sky Digital
24 Saying "I didn't bleedin' do tha'!"
25 Travelling in packs
26 Moochin'
27 Swearing at their babies
28 Getting their mot's preggers
29 Champion Sports
30 Christmas Lights you could see from space
31 Skippin' school
32 Skippin' bail
33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus
34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
35 Funtasia
36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country
37 Man U
38 Saying, "That's not my bleedin' job!"
39 Pushing prams while smoking
40 Earrings (for guys)
41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something
43 Baseball caps
44 Sawn-off Shotguns
45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street by someone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)
47 Shop-liftin'
48 Tamangos
49 Not payin' the bus fare
50 Curry Chips and a burger
51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get hammered on a Sunday afternoon
52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wanker'
53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts
54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless Mayhem will suffice
55 Pissing in Elevators
56 Being an authority on everything
57 Knee-cappings
58 Racism
59 Smiley Bolger
60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back
61 Not readin' bukes

barneysplash

biko wrote:

61 things Jackeens like:
59 Smiley Bolger
60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back
61 Not readin' bukes

62. Weariing their Arnotts jerseys on holiday in Porta Ventura
63. Meeting a grand couple from Skerries called John and Sharon while on holiday in Porta Ventura
64. Dutch Gold
65. Brush Shiels

Capt'n Midnight

biko wrote:

61 things Jackeens like:

Ta, never realised the word Jackeen only referred to northsiders