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Chickens

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  • 05-10-2007 9:10am
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    kev_s88
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    which came first.....



    the chicken or the egg??


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    jim_bob
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    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters, to no-one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"


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    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    jim_bob wrote:
    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters, to no-one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"
    roffle


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    KamiKazi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    which came first, the building of the titanic or this question?

    answer: this question


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,902 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Chickens were bred from domesticated Jungle Fowl in Indochina about 8,000 years ago.

    So the egg predated chickens by about 600,000,000 years.




    Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road ?
    She wanted to lay it on the line.


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