Pope in the shower

bangersandmash

Early one morning, the Pope was having a nice shower, when he felt a certain tingle down there. Figuring that a little sin never did anyone any harm, he proceeds to have a quick ****. Just as he climaxes though, he here's a strange "click" noise. Quickly, he grabs a towel and exits the shower, and sees a paparazzo lens sticking through the bathroom window.

"You there!" He shouts. "You must give me that camera!"

"Are you kidding?" says the paparazzo. "I just got a photo of the Pope ****! I'm rich"

"But my child," says the pope, "You could bring down the Church if people knew! Think of the chaos, the heartache!"

"Sorry pal, this pic is worth millions to me."

The pope sighs. "Very well, if I give you ten million euros will you give me the camera?"

The paparazzo thinks on this for a moment and agrees. So the Pope writes him a cheque, takes the camera and sends him on his way. Later, as he's sitting on his bed grumbling and trying to get the film out, a maid walks in.

"Oh, your Holiness," says the maid, "that's a very nice camera. How much did it cost you?"

"Ten million euros." grunts the Pope.

"Ten million euros? TEN MILLION EUROS?" They must have seen you coming!"

r3nu4l

Me likey this joke!

Love it!:)

barneysplash

Does anyone know that Pope joke that ends with the Pope going

"One for the money, two for the show..."

Heard it yars ago and can't remember it.

juuge

There is a joke about the Pope that finishes with the line......'and the camel says no your holyness it's just wallpaper paste' does anyone know the joke??

Capt'n Midnight

juuge wrote:

There is a joke about the Pope that finishes with the line......'and the camel says no your holyness it's just wallpaper paste' does anyone know the joke??

was it fozzie bear ?