Britney Spears biatch!

mick.fr

She does not give a rat's ass to the car she banged...
I would have slapped her big time if I was the owner of the Grey Merc.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32plv_britney-spears-crashes-her-car_people

Plug

My faced dropped when all the muppets started taken pics. If I was her I would have thrown a few slaps tbh.

NBar

The bill is in the post or else another day in court for hit and run

mikemac

Was she carrying a dog in her lap while driving?

mick.fr

micmclo wrote:

Was she carrying a dog in her lap while driving?

Last time she was carrying her son while driving in the motorway, remember ?

warthog_76

pretty crap song too

junkyard

I'm not surprised she crashed tbh with those muppets sticking camera's in her face. Paparazzi should be outlawed imho, I'm pretty sure the owner of the grey Merc has all the evidence they need to make a claim.

Wishbone Ash

Americans tend to have a totally different tolerance of acceptable damage than we do. It's considered normal there to "rub" against another car while parking and they utilise their bumpers!

Notice how the camera clicks increased massively when she got down to inspect the damage?

colm_mcm

I love the way she checked out th damag on her own car and ignored the other one!

She's not looking too bad IMO.

Wishbone Ash

colm_mcm wrote:

She's not looking too bad IMO.

*makes priority appointment at opticians for Colm*

colm_mcm

I stand by my previous comment.

Wishbone Ash

You were checking out the gearbox Colm!


PS - Re: the thread title. Is "biatch" a missprint of "bitch" or is it a new word that I've not heard of in my sheltered Dublin life!

colm_mcm

I think "Biatch" is used by them rappers. "snoopy snoopy dog dog" and the likes

Wishbone Ash

colm_mcm wrote:

I think "Biatch" is used by them rappers. "snoopy snoopy dog dog" and the likes

Aahh, I see!

*turns to B side of Daniel O'Donnell LP"

unkel

Wishbone Ash wrote:

Aahh, I see!

*turns to B side of Daniel O'Donnell LP"

PMSL

Now if you please, I don't think that "lady" should be given any time / space on this forum. Thanks!

colm_mcm

Motors forum should incorporate "wagons"

Jesus Wept

colm_mcm wrote:

I stand by my previous comment.

I don't want to see anymore of Britneys giblets, she should of gone them out 8 years ago when we wanted to see them.

colm_mcm

...which is why you posted it again!

Jesus Wept

colm_mcm wrote:

...which is why you posted it again!

Can't see nowt in that picture.

Gatster

Have to agree with Junkyard, she's f@cked up but the parasite-paparazzi are just making it worse. It was such a minor ding, who cares, leave her in peace

wet-paint

Minor ding? That's going to need a panel beater. On a merc, which I presume totally wildly is an AMG, or top of the line model, could cost a very pretty penny.

bazz26

Maybe this is just another advert for Mercedes Benz using Britney Spears like she did the Pepsi commercials? Both cars are Mercs.

I doubt it is real, it looks like she is wearing underwear.